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Do Apes kiss?
Yes, but never on the first date!
Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas?
Apesy daisy!
Gorilla: I'm feeling terrible, Doctor. I keep thinking I'm a Great Dane.
Doctor: As your psychiatrist, I can tell you it's better if you go bananas. But how long have you been feeling this way?
Gorilla: Since I was a puppy!
How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper?
The elevator was broken!
How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge?
He had seen a sign saying, 'Uncle Simian Wants You!'
How did Bushman want to celebrate New Year's Eve?
By painting the town dead!
How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar?
She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?
She was the beast of the show!
How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?
He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?
He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!
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