Doctor, DoctorI think I'm a bell? Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!
Doctor, DoctorI think I'm suffering from Deja Vu! Didn't I see you yesterday?
Doctor, DoctorI've got wind! Can you give me something? Yes - here's a kite!
Doctor, DoctorI keep thinking I'm a dog. Sit on the couch and we will talk about
it. But I'm not allowed up on the couch!
Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking Do you drink a lot? Not really - I spill most of
it!
Doctor, DoctorHave you got something for a bad headache? Of course. Just take
this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache.
Doctor, DoctorI think I'm a bridge What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.
Doctor DoctorI feel like biscuits! What, you mean those square
ones? Yes! The ones you put butter on?
Yes! Oh, You're Crackers!
Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion? Of course, come back tomorrow!
Doctor, DoctorWhen I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me?
You have a broken finger!
