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Groundhog Day Jokes |
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On Groundhog Day what does it mean if the groundhog sees a stupid monster?
You'll have six more weeks of stupidity! |
What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy?
Ground-dog Day! |
What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?
He became a pound hog! |
What happens if the ground log sees its shadow?
We'll have six more weeks of splinters! |
Why was the groundhog depressed about his den?
He was having a bad lair day! |
What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a Christmas drink?
Ground Nog Day! |
What's green, has four legs, and jumps out of its hole on February 2?
The ground frog! |
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