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On Groundhog Day what does it mean if the groundhog sees a stupid monster?
You'll have six more weeks of stupidity!
What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy?
Ground-dog Day!
What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?
He became a pound hog!
What happens if the ground log sees its shadow?
We'll have six more weeks of splinters!
Why was the groundhog depressed about his den?
He was having a bad lair day!
What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a Christmas drink?
Ground Nog Day!
What's green, has four legs, and jumps out of its hole on February 2?
The ground frog!
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