|Where would you find the graves of famous English ghouls?
|How did the bootician style the ghost's hair?
With a scare dryer!
|What did the dog say to the skeleton?
"I'd like to get to gnaw you."
|Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've met the perfect guy."
Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, he's a bad dream come true!"
|Witch l: "How do you manage to stay in shape?"
Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."
|Is it good to drink witch's brew?
Yes, it's very newt tricious!
|Why is a ghost like an empty house?
Because there's no body there!
|What happened when the vampire met the werewolf?
They became the best of fiends!
|What Central American country has the most spooks?