|What would you get if you crossed the Wolfman with a dog?
|What would you get if you crossed a dog with a famous phantom?
The Phantom of the Slobbera!
|Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari?
He was a big-game haunter!
|What game do baby ghosts like to play?
Fran-tom of the Opera!
|What's fat, furry, and terrorises the fridge?
|Where does a vampire keep his Easter candy?
In his Easter casket!
|How does a monster begin a fairy tale?
"Once upon a slime . . ."
|What's worse than a vampire with a toothache?
A skeleton with arthritis!
|What happened when the ghost disappeared in the fog?
He was mist.