|What does a vampire take for a cold?
|Where do ghost ships like to cruise?
In the Scare-ibbean Sea!
|What European capital has the most ghosts?
|"He certainly looks weird and scary tonight!"
"Yeah, and just wait till he puts on his mask!"
|What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?
|What is a witch's favourite TV show?
Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!
|What would you get if you crossed a pumpkin with a Magic superstar?
|Did you hear about the really stupid horror movie?
It was shudder nonsense!
|Did you hear about the Egyptian monster who was a terrible driver?
He was a crash mummy!
|Did you hear about the starving vampire?
He was all gums!