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What does a vampire take for a cold?
Coffin syrup! |
Where do ghost ships like to cruise?
In the Scare-ibbean Sea! |
What European capital has the most ghosts?
Boodapest! |
"He certainly looks weird and scary tonight!"
"Yeah, and just wait till he puts on his mask!" |
What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?
Hallowieners! |
What is a witch's favourite TV show?
Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous! |
What would you get if you crossed a pumpkin with a Magic superstar?
A Shaq-o'-lantern! |
Did you hear about the really stupid horror movie?
It was shudder nonsense! |
Did you hear about the Egyptian monster who was a terrible driver?
He was a crash mummy! |
Did you hear about the starving vampire?
He was all gums! |
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