|Who's the biggest Internet fan on the magic roundabout?
|Why did the chicken cross the web?
To get to the other site.
|Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
|Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?
He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
|Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer?
Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.
|Why did you bring your home computer into the classroom?
I wanted an apple for the teacher..
|Why didn't one mouse recognise the other?
He was wearing a fake mouse-tache!
|Why didn't the boy mouse get on with the girl mouse?
They just didn't click.
|Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?
They never want to log off.
|Why was the skeleton using the Internet?
To bone up on his schoolwork.