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What is the internits favourite book?
The Online,The Switch and the www.ardrobe!
Why did the internit stick a chicken in his computer?
Someone told him she was a battery hen.
Why did the internit stick bread in his disk drive?
Someone told him to use his loaf.
Why did the internit try to stretch his computer?
Someone told him it had a short circuit.
Why do internits cry really easily?
They get very e-motional.
Why do internits write joke books?
For their own e-musement.
Why do the internit put his laptop in the bath?
He heard that the batteries had been drained.
Why is this the last internit joke?
Because everyone's had e-nough!
Why was the internit no good at football?
He kept giving away free clicks.
What do wimpy internits programme into their computers?
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