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internit: Sorry I'm late for school. I dreamt I was surfing the web.
Teacher: How could that make you late for school?
internit: I had to go back to sleep to switch off the computer.
The internit took his seat at the school computer.
But the teacher made him put it back.
What did the 98 year-old internit put in his laptop?
Long life batteries.
What did the internit bring his keyboard to the disco?
He wanted to lap dance.
What did the internit say when someone stole his computer?
e-asy come, e-asy go.
What do internits drink at breaktime?
Netscafe.
What do internits eat for breakfast?
Mice Clickspices.
What do internits get when they eat too fast?
The Clickups.
What do internits have in their knickers?
e-lastic.
What do internits read instead of books?
Dot comics.
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