Sorry I'm late for school. I dreamt I was surfing the web.|
Teacher: How could that make you late for school?
internit: I had to go back to sleep to switch off the computer.
internit took his seat at the school computer.|
But the teacher made him put it back.
did the 98 year-old internit put in his laptop?|
Long life batteries.
did the internit bring his keyboard to the disco?|
He wanted to lap dance.
did the internit say when someone stole his computer?|
e-asy come, e-asy go.
do internits drink at breaktime?|
do internits eat for breakfast?|
do internits get when they eat too fast?|
do internits have in their knickers?|
do internits read instead of books?|