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Knock Knock
Who's there !
D-1 !
D-1 who ?

D-1 who knocked !
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Who's there !
Dad !
Dad who ?

Dad fuel to the fire !
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Who's there !
Daisy !
Daisy who ?

Daisy that you are in, but I don't believe them !
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Who's there !
Daisy !
Daisy who ?

Daisy plays, nights he sleeps !
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Who's there !
Dakota !
Dakota who ?
Dakota is too long in the arms !
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Who's there !
Dale !
Dale who ?

Dale come if you ask dem !
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Who's there !
Dali !
Dali who ?
Dali've me alone !
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Who's there !
Dan !
Dan who ?

Danskins are not just for dancing !
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Who's there !
Dan !
Dan who ?

Dan the torpedoes !
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Who's there !
Dan !
Dan who ?

Dan Druff !
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Who's there !
Dan !
Dan who ?

Dan with faint praise !
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Who's there !
Dana !
Dana who ?

Dana talk with your mouth full !
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Who's there !
Dancer !
Dancer who ?

Dancer is simple, it's me!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Danielle !
Danielle who ?

Danielle so loud, I heard you the first time !
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Who's there !
Danielle !
Danielle who ?

Danielle at me, it's not my fault !
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Who's there !
Danny !
Danny who ?
Dannybody home !
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Who's there !
Danzig !
Danzig who ?

Danzig queen !
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Who's there !
Darius !
Darius who ?

Darius a lot I have to tell you !
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Who's there !
Darren !
Darren who ?

Darren young man on the flying machine !
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Who's there !
Darwin !
Darwin who ?
I'll be Darwin you open the door !
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Who's there !
Daryl !
Daryl who ?
Daryl never be another you... !
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Who's there !
Data !
Data who ?
Data remember !
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Who's there !
Datsun !
Datsun who ?
Datsun old joke !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Daughter !
Daughter who ?
Daughter be a law !
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Who's there !
Dave !
Dave who ?
Dave-andalised our home !
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Who's there !
Dave !
Dave who ?
Dave for Night !
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Who's there !
David !
David who ?
David the doorbell, so I had to knock !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dawn !
Dawn who ?
Dawn do anything I wouldn't do !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dawn !
Dawn who ?
Dawn Juan !
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Who's there !
Dawn !
Dawn who ?
Dawn leave me out here in the cold !
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Who's there !
Deanna !
Deanna who ?
Deanna-mals are restless open the cage !
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Who's there !
Deanne !
Deanne who ?
Deanne'swer my friend, is blowin' in the wind !
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Who's there !
Debbie !
Debbie who ?
Debbie or not to be !
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Who's there !
Debussy!
Debussy who ?
Debussy's never on time !
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Who's there !
Deceit !
Deceit who ?
Deceit of your trousers looks wet !
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Who's there !
Deduct !
Deduct who ?
Donald Deduct !
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Who's there !
Deena !
Deena who ?
Deena hear me the first time !
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Who's there !
Delhi !
Delhi who ?
Delhi a joke ...!
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Who's there !
Delhi !
Delhi who ?
Delhicatessen !
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Who's there !
Della !
Della who ?
Della-katessen !
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Who's there !
Delores !
Delores who ?
Delores is on the side of the good guys !
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Who's there !
Delphine !
Delphine who ?
Delphine fine, thanks !
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Who's there !
Delta !
Delta who ?
Delta great hand of cards !
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Who's there !
Demi Moore !
Demi Moore who ?
Demi Moore than you did last time !
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Who's there !
Demon !
Demon who ?
Demon are a ghouls best friend !
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Who's there !
Denial !
Denial who ?
Denial's in Egypt, but I'm here !
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Who's there !
Denial !
Denial who ?
Denial's a river in Egypt !
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Who's there !
De Niro !
De Niro who ?
De Niro you get, the faster I run !
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Who's there !
De Niro !
De Niro who ?
De Niro I am to you, the more I like you !
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Who's there !
Denis !
Denis who ?
Denis must be the right house ?
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Who's there !
Denis !
Denis who ?
Denis anyone ?
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Who's there !
Dennis !
Dennis who ?
Dennis says I need to have a tooth out !
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Who's there !
Denise !
Denise who ?
Denise are above your ankles !
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Who's there !
Denmark !
Denmark who ?
Denmark your own territory !
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Who's there !
Denver !
Denver who ?
Denver the good old days !
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Who's there !
Depp !
Depp who ?
Depp inside !
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Who's there !
Derek !
Derek who ?
Derek of the Hesperus is a famous poem by Longfellow !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Des !
Des who ?
Des no bell, dat's why I'm knocking !
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Who's there !
Desi !
Desi who ?
Desi'gnated hitter !
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Who's there !
Desiree !
Desiree who ?
Desiree a ray of sunshine in my life... !
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Who's there !
Detail !
Detail who ?
Detail-a phone operator !
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Who's there !
Devlin !
Devlin who ?
Devlin a red dress !
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Who's there !
Dewey !
Dewey who ?
Dewey have to keep saying all these jokes !
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Who's there !
De Witt!
De Witt who ?
De Witt now or never !
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Who's there !
Di !
Di who ?
Di Laffin !
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Who's there !
Diana !
Diana who ?
Diana thirst, can I have some water please ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diana !
Diana who ?
Diana Mals are restless, open the cage !
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Who's there !
Diane !
Diane who ?
Diane to meet you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diaz !
Diaz who ?
Diaz of our lives !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dick !
Dick who ?
Dick potatoes out of the ground !
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Who's there !
Dickon !
Dickon who ?
Dickon the right answer !
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Who's there !
Diegol !
Diego who ?
Diego before the B !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel make you feel better !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel be your bag on the step I suppose !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Digit !
Digit who ?
Digit leasr ask him to come with us !
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Who's there !
Dijon !
Dijon who ?
Dijon and the Belmonts !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dill !
Dill who ?
Dill we meet again !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dimaggio !
Dimaggio who ?
Dimaggio yourself on a desert island... !
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Who's there !
Dimension !
Dimension who ?
Dimension it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dimitri !
Dimitri who ?
Dimitri is where the burgers grow !
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Who's there !
Dinah !
Dinah who ?
Dinah is served !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dinah !
Dinah who ?
Dinah shoot until you see the whites of their eyes !
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Who's there !
Dino !
Dino who ?
Dino the answer !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dinosaur !
Dinosaur who ?
Dinosaur with you because you called her stupid !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dion !
Dion who ?
Dion to come out with me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diploma !
Diploma who ?
Diploma to fix the leak !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Disaster !
Disaster who ?
Disaster be my lucky day !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Disc !
Disc who ?
Discusting !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Disc !
Disc who ?
Disc is a recorded message.. !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Disc !
Disc who ?
Disc land is your land, disc land is my land !
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Who's there !
Disease !
Disease who ?
Disease clothes fit you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Disguise !
Disguise who ?
Disguise killing me with all these jokes !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Disguise !
Disguise who ?
Disguise the limit !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dish !
Dish who ?
Dish ish a schtick-up !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes a great knock-knock joke !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes your friend Margaret, so open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes the police !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes getting boring !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes your friend, open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes a very bad joke !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishwasher !
Dishwasher who ?
Dishwashn't de way I shpoke before I had false teeth !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishwasher !
Dishwasher who ?
Dishwasher the way I spoke before I had false teeth !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Disk !
Disk who ?
Disk is recorded message, please leave your message after the beep !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dismay !

Dismay who ?
Dismay surprise you, but I'm from New York !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dismay !

Dismay who ?
Dismay be a joke but it doesn't make me laugh !
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Who's there !
Distress !
Distress who ?
Distress is brand new !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dmitri !

Dmitri who ?
Dmitri is where lamb chops grow !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Doc !

Doc who ?
Doc turkey !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Doctor !

Doctor who ?
That's right - where's my tardis ?
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Doctor !

Doctor who ?
You just said it !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Doctor !

Doctor who ?
That's right, have you seen my tardis !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dolly !
Dolly who ?
Dolly't us in, we're cold !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dolly !
Dolly who ?
Dolly to doughnuts !
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Who's there ?
Dome !

Dome who ?
Dome you recognize my voice !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Don !
Don who ?
Don't just stand there, say something !
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Who's there !
Don Harris !
Don Harris who ?
Don Harris me or I won't come again !
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Who's there !
Don !
Don who ?
Don mess about, just open the door !
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Who's there !
Don !
Don who ?
Don't give up the ship !
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Who's there !
Don !
Don who ?
Don Patrol !
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Who's there !
Donalette !
Donalette who ?
Donalette the bed bugs bite !
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Who's there !
Donatello !
Donatello who ?
Donatello'n me !
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Who's there !
Don Giovanni!
Don Giovanni who ?
Don Giovanni talk to me !
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Who's there !
Don Juan !
Don Juan who ?
Don Juan to stay out here forever ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Don Juan !
Don Juan who ?
Don Juan to go to school today !
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Who's there !
Donald !
Donald who ?
Donald come baby, cradle and all... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Donalette !
Donalette who ?
Donalette the bed bugs bite !
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Who's there !
Donkey !
Donkey who ?
Donkey Hotey !
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Who's there !
Donna !
Donna who ?
Donna sit under an apple tree with anyone but me... !
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Who's there !
Donna Mae !
Donna Mae who ?
Donna Mae-k you an offer you can't refuse !
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Who's there !
Donovan !
Donovan who ?
Donovan the door - it's dangerous !
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Who's there !
Donovan !
Donovan who ?
Donovan know your own name !
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Who's there !
Doozy !
Dooozy who ?
Dooozy mothers choose jif !
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Who's there !
Dopey !
Dopey who ?
Dopey a smart alec !
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Who's there !
Dora !
Dora who ?
Dora wood !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Doris !
Doris who ?
Doris jammed again !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Doris !
Doris who ?
Doris dropping off its hinges with all this knocking !
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Who's there !
Doris !
Doris who ?
Doris slammed on my finger. Ouch !
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Who's there ?
Dorothy !

Dorothy who ?
"Dorothy-nk I'm sexy, Do you wan't my body..." !
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Who's there !
Dorrie !
Dorrie who ?
Dorrie I updet you !
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Who's there !
Dot !
Dot who ?
Dot to dot !
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Who's there !
Dotty !
Dotty who ?
Dotty way the cookie crumbles !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Doug !
Doug who ?
Doug good deeds and you'll go to heaven !
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Who's there !
Doughnut !
Doughnut who !
Doughnut open the door whatever you do !
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Who's there !
Doughnut !
Doughnut who !
Doughnut let anyone else in but me !
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Who's there !
Doughnut !
Doughnut who !
Doughnut open until Christmas !
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Who's there !
Douglas !
Douglas who ?
Douglas is broken !
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Who's there !
Dougy !
Dougy who ?
Dougy hole in your garden !
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Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anybody want to play with me ?
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Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone live here anymore !
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Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone want to let me in !
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Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone ever answer the door !
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Who's there !
Dragon !
Dragon who ?
Dragon your feet again !
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Who's there !
Drew !
Drew who ?
Drew you remember the time? !
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Who's there !
Drucilla !
Drucilla who ?
Drucilla kid you !
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Who's there !
Drugs !
Drugs who ?
No Thanks !
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Who's there !
Drum!
Drum who ?
Drum as fast as you can !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Duane !
Duane who ?
Duane the bath, I'm dwowning !

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Who's there !
Dublin!
Dublin who ?
Dublin up with laughter !
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Who's there !
Duck !
Duck who ?
Just duck ! They're throwing things at us !
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Who's there !
Duffy !
Duffy who ?

Duffy few, the proud, the Marines !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Duke !
Duke who ?
Duke come here often !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dumbbell !
Dumbbell who ?

Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock !
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Who's there !
Dummy !
Dummy who ?

Dummy a favour and go away !
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Who's there !
Duncan !
Duncan who ?
Duncan make your garden grow better !
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Who's there !
Duncan !
Duncan who ?
Duncan make your garden grow !
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Who's there !
Duncan !
Duncan who ?
Duncan disorderly again !
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Who's there !
Duncan !
Duncan who ?
Duncan biscuits in your coffee !
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Who's there !
Dunce !
Dunce who ?
Dunce-ay another word !
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Who's there !
Dunfield !
Dunfield who ?

Dunfield good when I woke up this morning !
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Who's there !
Dustin Hoffman !
Dustin Hoffman who ?
Dustin Hoffman welcome mat for you !
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Who's there !
Dutch !
Dutch who ?
Dutch me in the morning !
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Who's there !
Dwayne !
Dwayne who ?
Dwayne the bathtub. I'm dwowning !
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Who's there !
Dwayne !
Dwayne who ?
Dwayne in Spain falls mainly on the plain... !
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Who's there !
Dwight !
Dwight who ?
Dwight way and the wrong way !
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Who's there !
Dynamite !
Dynamite who ?
Dynamite if you ask her nicely !
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