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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eames !
Eames who ?
Eames to please !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eamon !
Eamon who ?
Eamon in a good mood today, come in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ear !
Ear who ?
Ear you are, I've been looking for you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Earl !
Earl who ?
Earl be glad to get to bed, I'm tired !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Earl !
Earl who ?
Earl be glad to tell you when you open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Earlier !
Earlier who ?
Earlier fly is undone!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ears !
Ears who ?
Ears some more knock knock jokes for you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ears !
Ears who ?
Ears looking at you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Earwig !
Earwig who ?
Earwigo, Earwigo, Earwigo!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eaton !
Eaton who ?
Eaton crow !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
E.C. !
E.C. who ?
E.C. Street !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ed !
Ed who ?
Ed'vanced medicine for pain !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eddie !
Eddie who ?
Eddie body home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eddy !
Eddy who ?
Eddy idea how to cure this cold !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Edible !
Edible who ?
Edible Rex!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Edie !
Edie who ?
Edie my hat !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Edith !
Edith who ?
Edith'd me on the lipth !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Edith !
Edith who ?
Edith, it'll make you feel better !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Edna !
Edna who ?
Edna cloud !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Edna !
Edna who ?
Edna the class !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Edward !
Edward who ?
Edward like to play now please !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Edwin !
Edwin who ?
Edwin some, you lose some !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eel !
Eel who ?
"Eel meet again, don't know where, don't know when..." !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Effie !
Effie who ?
Effie'd known you were coming he'd have stayed at home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egbert !
Egbert who ?
Egbert no bacon please !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egg!
Egg who ?
Eggstremely cold waiting for you to open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egg!
Egg who ?
Eggsactly !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egg!
Egg who ?
Egg-citing to meet you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egypt !
Egypt who ?
Egypt me out in the cold !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egypt !
Egypt who ?
Egypt a bit off my best china plate !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egypt !
Egypt who ?
Egypt you when he sold you a broken door bell !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elaine !
Elaine who ?
Elaine of the freeway !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eight !
Eight who ?
Eight me out of house and home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eileen !
Eileen who ?
Eileen over backwards to make you happy !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eileen !
Eileen who ?
Eileen Don your bell and broke it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eileen !
Eileen who ?
Eileen against the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eileen !
Eileen who ?
Eileen over to tie up my shoes !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eisenhower !
Eisenhower who ?
Eisenhower late for school this morning !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elaine !
Elaine who ?
Elaine in the country !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elektra !
Elektra who ?
Elektra circus !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Element !
Element who ?
Element to tell you that she can't see you today !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elephant !
Elephand who ?
Elephant A. Sizes about being a Hollywood star !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eli !
Eli who ?
Elis all the time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elias !
Elias who ?
Elias a terrible thing !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elizabeth !
Elizabeth who ?
Elizabeth of knowledge is a dangerous thing !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elke !
Elke who ?
Elke Seltzer - Plop Plop Fizz !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eli !
Eli who ?
Eli, Eli O !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eliza !
Eliza who ?
Eliza wake at night thinking about this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ella !
Ella who ?
Ella-vator. Doesn't that give you a lift !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ella Man !
Ella Man who ?
Ella Man-tary my dear Wartson !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ellen !
Ellen who ?
I've been through Ellen high water to get here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ellen !
Ellen who ?
Ellen all the ghouls are after me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ellen !
Ellen who ?
Ellen-eed is love !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ellie !
Ellie who ?
Ellie Phants never forget !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Miss Ellie !
Miss Ellie who ?
Miss Ellie good films recently !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ellis !
Ellis who ?
Ellis before "M" !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ellis !
Ellis who ?
Ellis damnation !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elly !
Elly who ?
Elly-mentary, my dear Watson !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elsie !
Elsie who ?
Elsie you later !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elsie !
Elsie who ?
Elsie you in court !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elsie !
Elsie who ?
Elsie you around !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elton !
Elton who ?
Elton old lady to cross the road !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Elvis !
Elvis who ?
Elvis-eeing you around soon !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Emil !
Emil who ?
Emil for the poor !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Emile !
Emile who ?
Emile fit for a king !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Emma !
Emma who ?
Emma pig when it comes to ice cream !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Emma !
Emma who ?
Emma new neighbour - come round for tea.
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Emma !
Emma who ?
Emma glad you asked me that ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Emma !
Emma who ?
Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Emma Dunne !
Emma Dunne who ?
Emma Dunne talking to you, I have to go !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Emmanuelle !
Emmanuelle who ?
Emmanuelle is what I need to program my video !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Emmett !
Emmett who ?
Emmett the back door, not the front !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Emmett !
Emmett who ?
Emmett your service !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Enid !
Enid who ?
Enid spanking for being so rude !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Enid !
Enid who ?
Enid some shelter from the ghouls !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Enid !
Enid who ?
Enid some more pocket money !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Enoch !
Enoch who ?
Enoch and Enoch but no one answers the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Epstein !
Epstein who ?
Epstein some weird people, but you take the cake !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Erda !
Erda who ?
Erda room please, it's stuffy !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Erica !
Erica who ?
Erica'd the last sweet !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Erin !
Erin who ?
Erin your lungs !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Erna !
Erna who ?
Erna living !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ernie !
Ernie who ?
Ernie plenty of money are you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Esau !
Esau who ?
Esau in the bath ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Esau !
Esau who ?
Esau down the road !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Escamillo !
Escamillo who ?
Escamillo a question !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ethan !
Ethan who ?
Ethan people don't go to church !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ethan !
Ethan who ?
Ethan me out of house and home you are !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eskimo !
Eskimo who ?
Eskimo questions. I'll tell you no lies !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Esme !
Esme who ?
Esme petticoat hanging down at the back !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Esther !
Esther who ?
Esther anything I can do for you ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Esua !
Esua who ?
Esua me break the window so let me in quick !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Essen !
Essen who ?
Essen it fun to listen to these jokes !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Esther !
Esther who ?
Esther anything I can do for you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ether !
Ether who ?
Ether bunny !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Etta !
Etta who ?
Ettaquette !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eugenie !
Eugenie who ?
Eugenie, me Tarzan !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eugenie !
Eugenie who ?
Eugenie from the bottle who will grant me three wishes ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eumenides !
Eumenides who ?
Eumenides trousers and I won't tell that you ripped them!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eunice !
Eunice who ?
Eunice boy, let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Euripedes !
Euripedes who ?
Euripedes trousers and you'll pay for a new pair !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Euripedes !
Euripedes who ?
Euripedes clothes and I'll sue you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Europe !
Europe who ?
Europe'ning the door too slow, come on !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Europe !
Europe who ?
Europe early this morning !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Europe !
Europe who ?
Europe to no good !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eustace !
Eustace who ?
Come Eustace you are !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eva !
Eva who ?
Eva I told you, would you let me in ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eva !
Eva who ?
Eva you're deaf or your doorbell isn't working !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Evadne !
Evadne who ?
Evadne snails to eat ? They're horrible !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Evadne !
Evadne who ?
Evadne problems with your teeth !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Evan !
Evan who ?
Evan you should know who it is !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Evan !
Evan who ?
Evan and earth !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Evans !
Evans who ?
Evans about to open up with rain, let me in quick !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eve !
Eve who ?
Eve ho my hearties !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Everest !
Everest who ?
Everest your eyes in class !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Everlast !
Everlast who ?
Everlast one of you better come out here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Evi !
Evi who ?
Evi bite a delight !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Evi !
Evi who ?
Evi thing's coming up roses !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Evie !
Evie who ?
Evie weather !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ewan !
Ewan who ?
Ewan and me should get together !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ewan !
Ewan who ?
No, just me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eye !
Eye who ?
Eye know who you are !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eyeball !
Eyeball who ?
Eyeball my eyes out every time you go !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eyes !
Eyes who ?
Eyes got loads more knock knock jokes for you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eyesore !
Eyesore who ?
Eyesore do like you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ezra !
Ezra who ?
Ezra room to rent ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ezra !
Ezra who ?
Ezra no hope for me !

 

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