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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hacienda !
Hacienda who ?

Hacienda the story !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haden !
Haden who ?

Haden in the bushes !
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Who's there !
Haden !
Haden who ?

Haden seek !
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Who's there !
Hagar !
Hagar who ?

Hagar, you with the stars in your eyes.... !
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Who's there !
Hagen !
Hagen who ?

Hagen Daz !
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Who's there !
Haifa !
Haifa who ?

Haifa cake is better than none !
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Who's there !
Hair !
Hair who ?

Hair today, gone tomorrow !
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Who's there !
Hairdo !
Hairdo who ?

Hairdo some weird stuff, can I borrow your brush !
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Who's there !
Haiti !
Haiti who ?

Haiti see a good thing go to waste !
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Who's there !
Haitit !
Haitit who ?

Haitit when you talk like that !
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Who's there !
Haji !
Haji who ?
Haji'cken in every pot !
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Who's there !
Hal !
Hal who ?
Hal about Eve !
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Who's there !
Hal !
Hal who ?
Hallo to you too !
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Who's there !
Hal !
Hal who ?
Hal of a way to run a railroad !
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Who's there !
Hal !
Hal who ?
Hallelujah Chorus !
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Who's there !
Haley !
Haley who ?
Haleyen Nation !
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Who's there !
Halibut !
Halibut who ?

Halibut letting me in on the secret !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Halibut !
Halibut who ?

Haliburt a kiss sweetheart !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Halifax !
Halifax who ?

Halifax you if you fax me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hallie !
Hallie who ?

Hallie-tosis, your breath stinks !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hammond !
Hammond who ?

Hammond eggs !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hammond !
Hammond who ?

Hammond cheese on toast, please !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hand !
Hand who ?

Hand-over your money !
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Who's there !
Handel !
Handel who ?

Handel with care !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Handsome !
Handsome who ?

Handsome chips through the keyhole and I'll tell you more !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hand !
Hand who ?
Handover your money !
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Who's there !
Hank !
Hank who ?
Hank misbehavin' !
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Who's there !
Hank !
Hank who ?
Hankor man !
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Who's there !
Hank !
Hank who ?
Hank you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hannah !
Hannah who ?

Hanna 'nother bell doesn't work !
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Who's there !
Hannah !
Hannah who ?

Hannah cloth out to dry !
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Who's there !
Hannah !
Hannah who ?

Hannah partridge in a pear tree !
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Who's there !
Hannah !
Hannah who ?

Hannah'ther opening, another show!
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Who's there !
Hanover !
Hanover who ?

Hanover your money !
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Who's there !
Hans !
Hans who ?

Hans across the nation !
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Who's there !
Hans !
Hans who ?

Hans off the table !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hansel !
Hansel who ?

Hansel freezing cold out here, let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Happy !
Happy who ?

Happy to be passing by and I thought I'd drop in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hardy !
Hardy who ?

Hardy annual !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hardy !
Hardy who ?

Hardy recognized you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hardy !
Hardy who ?

Hardy ha ha !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harlow !
Harlow who ?

Harlow can you get ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harlow !
Harlow who ?

Harlow will you go !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harmon !
Harmon who ?

Harmon on your side !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harmony !
Harmony who ?

Harmony knock knock jokes do you expect me to know ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harp !
Harp who ?

Harp the Herald Angels Sing !
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Who's there !
Harold !
Harold who ?

Harold do you think I am !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harold !
Harold who ?

Harold are you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harp !
Harp who ?

"Harp the Herald Angels Sing..." !
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Who's there !
Harriet !
Harriet who ?

Harriet all my lunch, I'm starving !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harriet !
Harriet who ?

Harriet it up !
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Who's there !
Harris !
Harris who ?

Harris nice to have on the top of your head !
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Who's there !
Harrison !
Harrison who ?

Harrison is a credit to his father !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harry !
Harry who ?

Harry you been !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harry !
Harry who ?

Harry up there is a ghoul after us !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harry !
Harry who ?

Harry up and answer this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harv !
Harv who ?
Harv you lonesome tonight? !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harvey !
Harvey who ?
Harvey gonna play this game forever !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hatch !
Hatch who ?
God bless you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Havanna !
Havanna who ?
Havanna spooky old time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Havanna !
Havanna who ?
Havanna a wonderful time wish you were here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Havelock !
Havelock who ?
Havelock put on your door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hawaii !
Hawaii who ?
Hawaii getting on ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hawaii !
Hawaii who ?
Fine, until you knocked on the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haydn !
Haydn who ?
Haydn seek is fun to play !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haydn !
Haydn who ?
Haydn the shed !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haydn !
Haydn who ?
Haydn in this cupboard is boring !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hayes !
Hayes who ?
Hayes in the whole !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haze !
Haze who ?
Haze there, Georgy girl !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hazel !
Hazel who ?
Hazel mean that you can't see far !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heart !
Heart who ?
Heart who hear you, speak louder !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heather !
Heather who ?
Heather your nest !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heaven !
Heaven who ?
Heaven seen you for a long time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heaven !
Heaven who ?
Heaven seen you in ages !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heavy !
Heavy who ?
Heavy ever been to New York !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hector !
Hector who ?
Hector, I'm glad I met ya !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hedda !
Hedda who ?
Hedda ball in goal !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heddy !
Heddy who ?
Heddything but the kitchen sink !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heidi !
Heidi who ?
Heidi hi campers !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heidi !
Heidi who ?
Heidi-clare war on you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heifer !
Heifer who ?
Heifer dime is better than half a penny ....!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heifer !
Heifer who ?
Heifer heard so many jokes !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heifer !
Heifer who ?
Heifer cow is better than none !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Helena !
Helana who ?

Helena hand basket !
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Who's there !
Henrietta !
Henrietta who ?
Henrietta hat because he lost a bet !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Henrietta !
Henrietta who ?
Henrietta toadstool but thought it was a mushroom !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hepburn !
Hepburn who ?

Hepburn and indigestion !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Herman !
Herman who ?

Herman dry !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Herman !
Herman who ?

Herman is handsome !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hester !
Hester who ?

Hester la vista !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hey !
Hey who ?

Hey ho, hey ho, it's off to work we go !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heywood, Hugh, Harry !
Heywood, Hugh, Harry who ?

Heywood Hugh Harry up and open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hi !
Hi who ?
Hi who, hi who, its off to work we go !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hiawatha !
Hiawatha who ?
Hiawatha very bad today !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hijack !
Hijack who ?
Hijack, how's Jill ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hip !
Hip who ?

Hippopotamus !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hiram !
Hiram who ?
Hiram fine, how are you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hobbit !
Hobbit who ?
Hobbit letting me in then ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hockey !
Hockey who ?
Hockey doesn't work, so I had to knock !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hoffman !
Hoffman who ?
I'll Hoffman, I'll puff and I'll blow your house down !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hole !
Hole who ?

Hole-he cow Batman, to the batmobile !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Holland !
Holland who ?

Holland you going to make me wait out here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hollis !
Hollis who ?
Hollis forgiven, come back home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Holly !
Holly who ?
Holl's something there to remind me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Holly !
Holly who ?
Hollylujah !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Holmes !
Holmes who ?
Holmes is where the heart is !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Holt !
Holt who ?
Holt the line !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Homer !
Homer who ?
Homer hill, over dale, we will hit the dusty trail !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Homer !
Homer who ?
Homer-again !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hominy !
Hominy who ?
Hominy people live in this house !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hominy !
Hominy who ?
Hominy times are we going to go through this !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Honda !
Honda who ?
Honda the spreading chesnut tree... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Honeydew !
Honeydew who ?
Honeydew you want to come out tonight ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hoover !
Hoover who ?
Hoover the rainbow !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hope !
Hope who ?
Hopefully that present is for me !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hope !
Hope who ?
Hope you'll have me !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Horace !
Horace who ?

Horace-scopes can be fun !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Horatio !
Horatio who ?

Horatio to the end of the street
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Horn !
Horn who ?

Horn the way home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Horn !
Horn who ?

Horn in my side !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hosanna !
Hosanna who ?
Hosanna Claus gets down the chimney I'll never know !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hoss !
Hoss who ?
Hoss under the collar !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hot Air!
Hot Air who ?
Hot air pardner, how ya doin' ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
House !
House who ?
Oh, Hugh's fine thank you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
House !
House who ?
House you doing !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
House boy !
House boy who ?
Great, House boy you ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard I know ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard you know unless you open the door ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard you like to stand out here in the cold while some idiot keeps saying "Who's there?"
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard you like a punch on the nose ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard can it be to guess a knock knock joke ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard the ground is when you slip on a banana skin !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard like to be outside for a change ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howard Hughes!
Howard Hughes who ?
Howard Huges like a punch on the nose ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howell !
Howell who !
Howell I get in if you don't open the door ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howell !
Howell who !
Howell you have your toast, with marmalade or jam ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howell !
Howell who !
Howell you have your pizza, plain or with extra ham ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howie !
Howie who !
Howie Dewin then !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howie !
Howie who !
I'm fine, how are you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howl !
Howl who !
Howl I know when it's dinner time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hubba !
Hubba who !
Hubba on a long !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hubbard !
Hubbard who !
Hubbard can sing louder than my bird !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hubie !
Hubie who !
Hubie-ginning to see the light !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Huey !
Huey who ?

Who am I? I'm me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Huey !
Huey who ?

Huey too much !
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Who's there !
Hugh !
Hugh who ?

Hugh'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugh !
Hugh who ?

Hugh can trust your car to the man who wears the star !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugh !
Hugh who ?

Hugh could hear a pin drop !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugh !
Hugh who ?

Hugh's afraid of the big bad wolf!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugh !
Hugh who ?

Hugh is going to let me in then ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugh !
Hugh who ?

Hugh would'nt believe me if I told you.
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugh !
Hugh who ?

Hugh made me love you !
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Who's there !
Hugo !
Hugo who !
Hugo jump in the lake !
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Who's there !
Hugo !
Hugo who !
Hugo first - I'm frightened !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugo !
Hugo who !
Hugo your way and I'll go mine !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hulk !
Hulk who !
Hulk it and caboodle !
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Who's there !
Hunding !
Hunding who !
Hunding is barbaric !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hurd !
Hurd who !
Hurd my hand, so I could'nt knock-knock !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Huron !
Huron who !
Huron time for once !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hussein !
Hussein who !
Hussein that about me !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hutch !
Hutch who !
Bless you, and I'm right out of tissues !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hy !
Hy who !
Hy ho! Hi ho! It's off to work we go !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hyman !
Hyman who !
Hyman in the mood for dancin'... !
 
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