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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hacienda !
Hacienda who ?
Hacienda the story !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haden !
Haden who ?
Haden in the bushes !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haden !
Haden who ?
Haden seek !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hagar !
Hagar who ?
Hagar, you with the stars in your eyes.... !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hagen !
Hagen who ?
Hagen Daz !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haifa !
Haifa who ?
Haifa cake is better than none !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hair
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Hair who ?
Hair today, gone tomorrow !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hairdo !
Hairdo who ?
Hairdo some weird stuff, can I borrow your brush !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haiti !
Haiti who ?
Haiti see a good thing go to waste !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haitit !
Haitit who ?
Haitit when you talk like that !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haji
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Haji who ?
Haji'cken in every pot !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hal
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Hal who ?
Hal about Eve !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hal
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Hal who ?
Hallo to you too !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hal
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Hal who ?
Hal of a way to run a railroad !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hal
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Hal who ?
Hallelujah Chorus !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haley !
Haley who ?
Haleyen Nation !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Halibut !
Halibut who ?
Halibut letting me in on the secret !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Halibut !
Halibut who ?
Haliburt a kiss sweetheart !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Halifax !
Halifax who ?
Halifax you if you fax me !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hallie !
Hallie who ?
Hallie-tosis, your breath stinks !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hammond !
Hammond who ?
Hammond eggs !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hammond !
Hammond who ?
Hammond cheese on toast, please !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hand
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Hand who ?
Hand-over your money !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Handel !
Handel who ?
Handel with care !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Handsome !
Handsome who ?
Handsome chips through the keyhole and I'll tell you more !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hand
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Hand who ?
Handover your money !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hank
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Hank who ?
Hank misbehavin' !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hank
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Hank who ?
Hankor man !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hank
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Hank who ?
Hank you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hannah !
Hannah who ?
Hanna 'nother bell doesn't work !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hannah !
Hannah who ?
Hannah cloth out to dry !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hannah !
Hannah who ?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hannah !
Hannah who ?
Hannah'ther opening, another show!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hanover !
Hanover who ?
Hanover your money !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hans
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Hans who ?
Hans across the nation !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hans
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Hans who ?
Hans off the table !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hansel !
Hansel who ?
Hansel freezing cold out here, let me in !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Happy !
Happy who ?
Happy to be passing by and I thought I'd drop in !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hardy !
Hardy who ?
Hardy annual !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hardy !
Hardy who ?
Hardy recognized you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hardy !
Hardy who ?
Hardy ha ha !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harlow !
Harlow who ?
Harlow can you get ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harlow !
Harlow who ?
Harlow will you go !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harmon !
Harmon who ?
Harmon on your side !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harmony !
Harmony who ?
Harmony knock knock jokes do you expect me to know ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harp
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Harp who ?
Harp the Herald Angels Sing !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harold !
Harold who ?
Harold do you think I am !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harold !
Harold who ?
Harold are you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harp
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Harp who ?
"Harp the Herald Angels Sing..." !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harriet !
Harriet who ?
Harriet all my lunch, I'm starving !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harriet !
Harriet who ?
Harriet it up !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harris !
Harris who ?
Harris nice to have on the top of your head !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harrison !
Harrison who ?
Harrison is a credit to his father !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harry !
Harry who ?
Harry you been !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harry !
Harry who ?
Harry up there is a ghoul after us !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harry !
Harry who ?
Harry up and answer this door !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harv
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Harv who ?
Harv you lonesome tonight? !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harvey !
Harvey who ?
Harvey gonna play this game forever !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hatch !
Hatch who ?
God bless you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Havanna !
Havanna who ?
Havanna spooky old time !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Havanna !
Havanna who ?
Havanna a wonderful time wish you were here !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Havelock !
Havelock who ?
Havelock put on your door !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hawaii !
Hawaii who ?
Hawaii getting on ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hawaii !
Hawaii who ?
Fine, until you knocked on the door !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haydn !
Haydn who ?
Haydn seek is fun to play !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haydn !
Haydn who ?
Haydn the shed !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haydn !
Haydn who ?
Haydn in this cupboard is boring !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hayes !
Hayes who ?
Hayes in the whole !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Haze
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Haze who ?
Haze there, Georgy girl !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hazel !
Hazel who ?
Hazel mean that you can't see far !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heart !
Heart who ?
Heart who hear you, speak louder !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heather !
Heather who ?
Heather your nest !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heaven !
Heaven who ?
Heaven seen you for a long time !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heaven !
Heaven who ?
Heaven seen you in ages !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heavy !
Heavy who ?
Heavy ever been to New York !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hector !
Hector who ?
Hector, I'm glad I met ya !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hedda !
Hedda who ?
Hedda ball in goal !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heddy !
Heddy who ?
Heddything but the kitchen sink !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heidi !
Heidi who ?
Heidi hi campers !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heidi !
Heidi who ?
Heidi-clare war on you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heifer !
Heifer who ?
Heifer dime is better than half a penny ....!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heifer !
Heifer who ?
Heifer heard so many jokes !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heifer !
Heifer who ?
Heifer cow is better than none !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Helena !
Helana who ?
Helena hand basket !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Henrietta !
Henrietta who ?
Henrietta hat because he lost a bet !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Henrietta !
Henrietta who ?
Henrietta toadstool but thought it was a mushroom !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hepburn !
Hepburn who ?
Hepburn and indigestion !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Herman !
Herman who ?
Herman dry !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Herman !
Herman who ?
Herman is handsome !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hester !
Hester who ?
Hester la vista !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hey
!
Hey who ?
Hey ho, hey ho, it's off to work we go !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heywood, Hugh, Harry !
Heywood, Hugh, Harry who ?
Heywood Hugh Harry up and open this door !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hi
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Hi who ?
Hi who, hi who, its off to work we go !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hiawatha !
Hiawatha who ?
Hiawatha very bad today !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hijack !
Hijack who ?
Hijack, how's Jill ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hip
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Hip who ?
Hippopotamus !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hiram !
Hiram who ?
Hiram fine, how are you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hobbit !
Hobbit who ?
Hobbit letting me in then ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hockey !
Hockey who ?
Hockey doesn't work, so I had to knock !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hoffman !
Hoffman who ?
I'll Hoffman, I'll puff and I'll blow your house down !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hole
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Hole who ?
Hole-he cow Batman, to the batmobile !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Holland !
Holland who ?
Holland you going to make me wait out here !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hollis !
Hollis who ?
Hollis forgiven, come back home !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Holly !
Holly who ?
Holl's something there to remind me !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Holly !
Holly who ?
Hollylujah !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Holmes !
Holmes who ?
Holmes is where the heart is !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Holt
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Holt who ?
Holt the line !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Homer !
Homer who ?
Homer hill, over dale, we will hit the dusty trail !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Homer !
Homer who ?
Homer-again !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hominy !
Hominy who ?
Hominy people live in this house !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hominy !
Hominy who ?
Hominy times are we going to go through this !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Honda !
Honda who ?
Honda the spreading chesnut tree... !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Honeydew !
Honeydew who ?
Honeydew you want to come out tonight ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hoover !
Hoover who ?
Hoover the rainbow !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hope
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Hope who ?
Hopefully that present is for me !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hope
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Hope who ?
Hope you'll have me !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Horace !
Horace who ?
Horace-scopes can be fun !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Horatio !
Horatio who ?
Horatio to the end of the street
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Horn
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Horn who ?
Horn the way home !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Horn
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Horn who ?
Horn in my side !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hosanna !
Hosanna who ?
Hosanna Claus gets down the chimney I'll never know !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hoss
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Hoss who ?
Hoss under the collar !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hot
Air!
Hot Air who ?
Hot air pardner, how ya doin' ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
House !
House who ?
Oh, Hugh's fine thank you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
House !
House who ?
House you doing !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
House boy !
House boy who ?
Great, House boy you ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard I know ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard you know unless you open the door ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard you like to stand out here in the cold while some idiot keeps saying
"Who's there?"
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard you like a punch on the nose ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard can it be to guess a knock knock joke ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard the ground is when you slip on a banana skin !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard like to be outside for a change ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howard Hughes!
Howard Hughes who ?
Howard Huges like a punch on the nose ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howell !
Howell who !
Howell I get in if you don't open the door ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howell !
Howell who !
Howell you have your toast, with marmalade or jam ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howell !
Howell who !
Howell you have your pizza, plain or with extra ham ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howie !
Howie who !
Howie Dewin then !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howie !
Howie who !
I'm fine, how are you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howl
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Howl who !
Howl I know when it's dinner time !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hubba !
Hubba who !
Hubba on a long !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hubbard !
Hubbard who !
Hubbard can sing louder than my bird !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hubie !
Hubie who !
Hubie-ginning to see the light !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Huey
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Huey who ?
Who am I? I'm me !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Huey
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Huey who ?
Huey too much !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugh
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Hugh who ?
Hugh'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugh
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Hugh who ?
Hugh can trust your car to the man who wears the star !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugh
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Hugh who ?
Hugh could hear a pin drop !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugh
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Hugh who ?
Hugh's afraid of the big bad wolf!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugh
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Hugh who ?
Hugh is going to let me in then ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugh
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Hugh who ?
Hugh would'nt believe me if I told you.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugh
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Hugh who ?
Hugh made me love you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugo
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Hugo who !
Hugo jump in the lake !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugo
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Hugo who !
Hugo first - I'm frightened !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugo
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Hugo who !
Hugo your way and I'll go mine !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hulk
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Hulk who !
Hulk it and caboodle !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hunding !
Hunding who !
Hunding is barbaric !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hurd
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Hurd who !
Hurd my hand, so I could'nt knock-knock !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Huron !
Huron who !
Huron time for once !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hussein !
Hussein who !
Hussein that about me !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hutch
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Hutch who !
Bless you, and I'm right out of tissues !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hy
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Hy who !
Hy ho! Hi ho! It's off to work we go !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hyman !
Hyman who !
Hyman in the mood for dancin'... !
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