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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
K-2 !

K-2 who ?
K-2 come in !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kanga !

Kanga who ?
No, Kangaroo !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kansas !

Kansas who ?
Kansas the best way to buy tuna !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Karajan !

Karajan who ?
Karajan corporal !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kareem !

Kareem who ?
Kareem of the crop !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Karen !

Karen who ?
Karen the can for you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Katherine !
Katherine who ?
Katherincan Queen !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kathy !

Kathy who ?
Kathy you again !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Katie !
Katie who ?
Katie Lang !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kay !

Kay who ?
Kay,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z!
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kay !

Kay who ?
Kay sera sera !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Keanu !

Keanu who ?
Keanu let me in, it's cold out here !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Keith !

Keith who ?
Keith your hands off of me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ken !
Ken who ?
Ken you open the door and let in ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ken !
Ken who ?
Kentucky Rain !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ken !
Ken who ?
Ken I cummin, it's freezing out here ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ken !
Ken who ?
Ken I come in or do I have to climb through a window !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kendall !

Kendall who ?
Kendall and Barbie go together !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kenneth !

Kenneth who ?
Kenneth little kids play with you !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kenny !

Kenny who ?
Kenny let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kent !

Kent who ?
Kent you tell who it is ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Kentucky !
Kentucky who ?
Kentucky come out to play !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Kentucky !
Kentucky who ?
Kentucky too well, have a sore throat !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kenya !

Kenya who ?
Kenya guess who is it ?
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kermit !

Kermit who ?
Kermit a crime and you'll get locked up !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kerry !

Kerry who ?
Kerry me up the stairs will you, I ache !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ketchup !

Ketchup who ?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ketchup !

Ketchup who ?
Ketchup the tree again !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kevin !

Kevin who ?
Kevin we go out and play ?!
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Keyboard !

Keyboard who ?
Keyboard today won't work !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Khan !

Khan who ?
Khan to where the flavor is !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Khomeini !

Khomeini who ?
Khomeini old time for dinner !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kiki !

Kiki who ?
Kiki's stuck in the lock, let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kim !

Kim who ?
Kim too late !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
King Kong !

King Kong who ?
King Kong's now part of China !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kipper !

Kipper who ?
Kipper hands to yourself !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kismet !

Kismet who ?
Kismet quick !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Kit !
Kit who ?
Kit me quick !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Kitten !
Kitten who ?
Kitten the park hit me with a ball !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Kitty !
Kitty who ?
Kittyzen Kane !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kiwi !

Kiwi who ?
Kiwi-t any longer !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Klaus !

Klaus who ?
Klaus this door will you !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Klaus !

Klaus who ?
Klaus as two sticks !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Knee !

Knee who ?
Knee-d you ask !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Knees !

Knees who ?
Knees you every day !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Knock, knock !

Knock, knock who's there?
Knock, knock !

Knock, knock who's there?
Knock, knock !

I'm sorry, but my mother doesn't allow me to speak to strangers !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Koch !

Koch who ?
Koch in the act !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kojak !

Kojak who ?
Kojak up the car, I've got a flat tire !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kristin !

Kristin who ?
Kristin the baby in church !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kumquat !

Kumquat who ?
Kumquat may we'll always be friends !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kurt !

Kurt who ?
Kurt and wounded !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kurt & Conan !

Kurt & Conan who ?
Kurt & Conan down down on the last act !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kyle !

Kyle who ?
Kyle be good if you let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kylie !

Kylie who ?
Kylie-t your dog out for a walk ?
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kyoto !

Kyoto who ?
Kyoto jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200 !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kyoto !

Kyoto who ?
Kyoto town tonight ?!

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kyoto !

Kyoto who ?
Kyoto church before the ghosts get you !

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