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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Mabel !
Mabel who ?
Mabel doesn't ring either !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Mabel !
Mabel who ?
Mabel syrup is lovely on puddings !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Madame !
Madame who ?
Madame finger's caught in the door !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Madame !
Madame who ?
Madame foot is caught in the door !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Madonna !
Madonna who
?
Madonna's being mean, tell her off !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Madrid !
Madrid who
?
Madrid you wash my jeans !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mae !
Mae who
?
Mae be I'll tell you or Mae be I won't !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Maggot !
Maggot who
?
Maggot me these new jeans today !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Maia !
Maia who
?
Maianimals are like children to me!
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Maida !
Maida who
?
Maida cake 'cause you were coming !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Maina !
Maina who
?
Maina-nimals are like children to me !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Maine !
Maine who
?
Maine I come in now please !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Maisie !
Maisie who
?
Maisie Grace !
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Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Major !
Major who ?
Major B. Hindsor when
you got spanked!
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Knock Knock
Who's there
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Major !
Major who ?
Major headache, that
noise !
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Knock Knock
Who's there
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Major !
Major who ?
Major answer didn't
I !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Malcolm !
Malcolm who
?
Malcome you didn't do your homework !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mali !
Mali who
?
Mali Brown !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Malt !
Malt who
?
Malt-esers the girls terribly !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mamie !
Mamie who
?
Mamie a new dress !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Man !
Man who
?
Managed to get here then !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Manchu !
Manchu who
?
Manchu your food six times at least !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mandy !
Mandy who
?
Mandy lifeboats, we're sinking !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Manitoba !
Manitoba who
?
Manitoba me hours to get out of here !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Manny !
Manny who ?
Manny people keep asking me that !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Manny !
Manny who ?
Manny are called, but few are chosen !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Manuel !
Manuel who ?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open this door !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mao !
Mao who
?
Mao'th of babes !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Maple !
Maple who ?
Maple the door off its hinges if you don't let me in !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Mara
!
Mara who ?
Mara mara on the wall.... !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Marcella !
Marcella who
?
Marcella is full of water and I'm drowning, help !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
March !
March who
?
March, march, quick, quick march !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Marcia !
Marcia who
?
Marcia glad I stopped by !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Marcus !
Marcus who
?
Marcus a book in the Bible !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Margo !
Margo who
?
Margo and fetch Pa off the roof, his ladder just broke !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mark !
Mark who
?
Mark the Herald Angels Sing !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Markus !
Markus who
?
Markus down for two tickets will you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Maria !
Maria who
?
Maria me, I love you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Marian !
Marian who
?
Marian money !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Marie !
Marie who
?
Marie the one you love !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Marietta !
Marietta who
?
Marietta whole cake !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Marilyn !
Marilyn who
?
Marilyn is a state north of Virginia !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Marina !
Marina who
?
Marina is too tight on that finger !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Marion !
Marion who
?
Marion on a Sunday !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Marion !
Marion who
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Marion haste, repent at leisure !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mark !
Mark who
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Mark my words !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Marmalade !
Marmalade who
?
Marmalade me said the little chicken !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mars !
Mars who
?
Mars-ays you've got to come in now !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Martha !
Martha who
?
Martha them up to the top of the hill and the marched them down again !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Martini !
Martini who
?
Martini had is frozen so let me in !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Marvin !
Marvin who
?
Marvin I wonderful !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mary !
Mary who
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Mary in haste, repent at leisure !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mary !
Mary who
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Mary Christmas !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Mata
!
Mata who ?
Mata of life and death !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Mata
Hari !
Mata Hari who ?
Mata Hari, we will miss the train !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Matt !
Matt who
?
Mattadore !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Matt !
Matt who
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Matter of fact !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Matt !
Matt who
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Matt as a hatter !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Matthew !
Matthew who
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Matthew lace has come undone !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Matthew !
Matthew who
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Matthew is pinthing my foot!
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Matthew !
Matthew who
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Matthew need help with but your English is good !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Maude !
Maude who
?
Maude of plastic !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Maude !
Maude who
?
Mauden living !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Maude !
Maude who
?
Mauden my jobs worth !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Maura !
Maura who
?
The Maura the merrier !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mauve !
Mauve who
?
Maudve over !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mavis !
Mavis who
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Mavis be the last time I knock on this door !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Max !
Max who
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Maximum security needed around here !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Max !
Max who
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Max no difference. Open the door !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Maxie !
Maxie who
?
Maxie-mum !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Maxine !
Maxine who
?
Maxine the wave dude !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Maxwell !
Maxwell who
?
Maxwell call later if your not going to answer !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
May !
May who
?
Maybellene, why can't you be true !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
May !
May who
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Maybe its a friend at the door !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Maya !
Maya who
?
Maya best friend ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mayan !
Mayan who
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Mayan eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Maybelle !
Maybelle who
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Maybelle doesn't ring either !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mayonnaise !
Mayonnaise who
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Mayonnaise have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
McEnroe !
McEnroe who
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McEnroe fast with his own oar !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Me !
Me who
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I didn't know you had your own cat !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mecca !
Mecca who
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Mecca me happy !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Medellin !
Medellin who
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Medellin where you don't belong !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Meg !
Meg who
?
Meg your bed before you get any breakfast !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Meg !
Meg who
?
Meg me a drink !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Meg !
Meg who
?
Meg a clean breast of things !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Meg !
Meg who
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Meg up your mind !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Megan !
Megan who
?
Megan a cake !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mel !
Mel who
?
Mel-t down !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Melba !
Melba who
?
Melba toast !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Melita !
Melita who
?
Melita chickadee !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Melon !
Melon who
?
Melon-d Kim !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Metallica !
Metallica who
?
Metallica-nd sleek looks are best for cars !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mercedes !
Mercedes who
?
Mercedes your best friend !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Meredith !
Meredith who
?
Meredith kind of knock knock jokes and I'm leaving !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Meter !
Meter who
?
Meter at the bus stop at 6pm !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Meyerbeer !
Meyerbeer who
?
Meyerbeer is warm !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Mia
!
Mia who ?
Mia'nd my shadow !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Mica
!
Mica who ?
Mica is double-parked, so hurry up !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Micah !
Micah who ?
Micah runneth over !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mice !
Mice who
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Mice to meet you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Michael !
Michael who
?
Michael-lock has stopped ticking !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Michael !
Michael who
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Michael beat you up if you don't open this door !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Michelle !
Michelle who ?
Michelle had a big crab inside it !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Mick
!
Mick who ?
Mick a clean break of it !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Mickey !
Mickey who ?
Mickey dropped down the drain !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Mickey !
Mickey who ?
Mickey's stuck in the lock !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Mickey !
Mickey who ?
Mickey is lost so that's why I'm knocking !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Micro !
Micro who
?
Micro is missing, there's a reward !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Midas !
Midas who ?
Midas well have stayed at home for all you care !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Midas !
Midas who ?
Midas well relax. I'm not going anywhere !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Midas !
Midas who ?
Midas well open the door !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mike and Angelo !
Mike and Angelo who
?
Mike and Angelo's David !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mike !
Mike who
?
Mike-robe !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mike !
Mike who
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Mike-ingdom for a horse !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mike !
Mike who
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Mike kind of girl !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mikey !
Mikey who
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Mikey won't fit in this lock !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Miles !
Miles who
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Miles away !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Milo !
Milo who
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Milo bed is too uncomfortable !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mimi !
Mimi who
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Mimi b-bike is b-broken !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mine !
Mine who
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Mine u hat just blew away !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Minerva !
Minerva who
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Minerva-s wreck from all these questions !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Miniature !
Miniature who ?
Miniature open you mouth you put your foot in it !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Miniature !
Miniature who ?
Miniature open the door, I'll tell you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Minneapolis !
Minneapolis who ?
Minneapolis a day keeps the doctor away !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Minnie !
Minnie who
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Minnie words will not fill the bushell !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Minnie !
Minnie who
?
Minnie-mum !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Minnie !
Minnie who
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Minnie more !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Minnie !
Minnie who ?
No not Minnie-who - Minnehaha !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Minsk !
Minsk who
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Minsk meat !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mint !
Mint who
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Mint to tell you earlier !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Mira
!
Mira who ?
Miracle on 34th Street!
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Miranda !
Miranda who
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Miranda friend want to come in !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Mischa !
Mischa who ?
Mischa a lot !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Miss
!
Miss who ?
Miss L. Toe is nice at Christmas !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Miss Piggy !
Miss Piggy
?
Miss Piggy went to market, Miss Piggy stayed at home... !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Missouri !
Missouri who ?
Missouri loves company!
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mistake !
Mistake who
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Mistake a pill if you have a headache !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mission !
Mission who
?
Mission you lots !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Mister !
Mister who ?
Mister last bus home !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Mitzi !
Mitzi who ?
Mitzi door shut, you'll never know !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Modem !
Modem who
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Modem lawns, grass is getting high !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Moe
!
Moe who ?
Moe than you bargained for !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Moira !
Moira who ?
The Moira the merrier !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Moira !
Moira who ?
Moira see you, Moira like you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mom !
Mom who
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Mom's the word !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Money !
Money who ?
Money is stiff since I knocked it on the table leg !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Monkey !
Monkey who ?
Monkey Wards !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Monkey !
Monkey who ?
Monkey won't fit that's why I knocked !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Monster !
Monster who ?
Monster munch !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Montana !
Montana who
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Montana your hide if she finds out you ate all of the cookies !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Monty !
Monty who
?
Montyzuma's revenge !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Moose
!
Moose who ?
Moose you be so nosy !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Moppet !
Moppet who ?
Moppet up before it gets sticky !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Morrie !
Morrie who ?
Morrie tries to kiss me the more I run away !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Morris !
Morris who ?
Morris in the pot, help yourself !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Morris !
Morris who ?
Morris less !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Morris !
Morris who ?
Morris another day !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Morrison !
Morrison who
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Morrison, the more sun tan !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Morrissey !
Morrissey who ?
Morrissey the pretty birdies !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mort !
Mort who
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Mort to the point, who are you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Mortimor !
Mortimor who ?
Mortimor that meets the eye !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Moscow !
Moscow who ?
Moscow moos but some are very quiet !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Moscow !
Moscow who ?
Moscow home soon !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Moses !
Moses who
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Moses will you come and have tea with us !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Mosquito!
Mosquito who ?
Mosquito smoking soon !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Moth
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Moth who ?
Moth get mythelf a new key !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Mountain !
Mountain who ?
Mountain debts !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Moustache !
Moustache who ?
Moustache you a question, are you ready !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mozart !
Mozart who
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Mozart is in museums !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Mr
!
Mr who !
Missed her at the bus stop !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Muffin !
Muffin who
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Muffin the matter with me, how about you ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Muffin !
Muffin who ?
Muffin grouchy first thing in the morning !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mummy !
Mummy who
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Mummeasles are better so can I come in ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mummy !
Mummy who
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Mummy's the word !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Munich !
Munich who
?
Munich me sick with all these jokes !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Munro!
Munro who ?
Munro fast to the other side !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Murphy !
Murphy who ?
Murphy, have murphy, don't eat me !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Murphy !
Murphy who ?
Murphy murphy me !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Murray !
Murray who
?
Murray Lee rolling along !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Murray !
Murray who
?
Murray me ! Not likely !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Musket !
Musket who
?
Musket in, it's urgent !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Musketeer !
Musketeer who
?
Musketeer a doorbell, tired of knocking !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mustard !
Mustard who
?
Mustard left in in the car !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Myope !
Myope who ?
Myope is that you get well soon !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Myth
!
Myth who ?
Myth you too !
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