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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Oasis !
Oasis who ?
Oasis, let your sister in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Oates !
Oates who ?
Oates'ay can you see !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Obi Wan!
Obi Wan who ?
Obi Wan of the good guys, let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Oboe !
Oboe who ?
Oboe, I've got the wrong address !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ocelot !
Ocelot who ?
Ocelot of questions don't you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Odel-lay-he !
Odel-lay-he who ?
Didn't know you could yodel !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Odette !
Odette who ?
Odette's a bad sign !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Odessa !
Odessa who ?
Odessa really funny face, man !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Odessa !
Odessa who ?
Odessa hot one !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Odysseus !
Odysseus who ?
Odysseus the last straw !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Offenbach !
Offenbach who ?
Offenbach is performed !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ogre !
Ogre who ?
Ogre take a flying leap !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ogre !
Ogre who ?
Ogre the hill !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ohio !
Ohio who ?
Ohio Silver !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ohio !
Ohio who ?
Ohio feeling !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Oil !
Oil who ?
Oil be seeing you then !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Oil change !
Oil change who ?
Oil change my shoes and be back in a minute !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Oily !
Oily who ?
The Oily bird catches the worm !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Okra !
Okra who ?
Okra Winfrey !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Olaf !
Olaf who ?
Olaf if you think it's that funny !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Olaf !
Olaf who ?
Olaf you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Oldest Son!
Oldest Son who ?
Oldest Son shines bright on my old Kentucky home...!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Old King Cole!
Old King Cole who ?
Old King Cole, so turn the heat up !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ole !
Ole who ?
Ole Little Town of Bethlehem !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Olga !
Olga who ?
Olga home if you don't open up !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Olga !
Olga who ?
Olga way when I'm good and ready !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Olive !
Olive who ?
Olive none of your lip !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Olive !
Olive who ?
Olive just around the corner !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Olive !
Olive who ?
Olive across the road !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Olive !
Olive who ?
Olive you too, honeybunch !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Olive !
Olive who ?
Olive you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Oliver !
Oliver who ?
Oliver, but she doesn't love me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Oliver !
Oliver who ?
Oliver clothes are getting wet, it's pouring out here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Oliver !
Oliver who ?
Oliver troubles are over !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Olivia !
Olivia who ?
Olivia me alone !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Olivia !
Olivia who ?
Olivia but I lost the key !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Olivier !
Olivier who ?
Olivier 'nother one if you've got it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Olivier !
Olivier who ?
Olivier but I've lost my key !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ollie !
Ollie who ?
Ollie time you do that I want to scream !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ollie !
Ollie who ?
Ollie time you say that, I wish you would cut it out !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Oman !
Oman who ?
Oman, you are cute !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Omar !
Omar live who ?
Omar goodness gracious, wrong door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Omega !
Omega who ?
Omega best man win !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Omelet !
Omelet who ?
Omelet'in you kiss me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Omelet !
Omelet who ?
Omelet smarter than you think !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
One !
One who ?
One-der why you keep asking that ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
One !
One who ?
One-derful day, isn't it ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
One !
One who ?
One't you come home, Bill Bailey, won't you come home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
One !
One who ?
You're the One-eye care for !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Onya !
Onya who ?
Onya marks, get set, go !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ooze !
Ooze who ?
Ooze been sleeping in my bed !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ooze !
Ooze who ?
Ooze in charge round here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Opera !
Opera who ?
Opera-tunity, and you thought opportunity only knocked once !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Opi !
Opi who ?
Opi cushion !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Orange !
Orange who ?
Orange you even going to open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Orange juice !
Orange juice who ?
Orange juice sorry you asked ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Orange juice !
Orange juice who ?
Orange juice going to talk to me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Orest !
Orest who ?
Orest that man !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Organ !
Organ who ?
Organize a party, it's my birthday !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Orrin !
Orrin who ?
Orrin in the USA !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Orson !
Orson who ?
Orson cart !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Orson !
Orson who ?
Orson around again !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Orson !
Orson who ?
Orson buggy is about your speed !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ortrud !
Ortrud who ?
Ortrud Beach is in the Bronx !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Osborn !
Osborn who ?
Osborn today - it's my birthday !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Oscar !
Oscar who ?

Oscar if she wants a drink !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Oscar !
Oscar who ?

Oscar a silly question, get a silly answer !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
O'Shea !
O'Shea who ?
O'Shea that's a sad story !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Oslo !
Oslo who !
Oslo down, whats the hurry !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Oswald !
Oswald who ?
Oswald my chewing gum !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Oswego !
Oswego who ?
Oswego marching, marching home ... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Othello !
Othello who ?
Othello you thalked to me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Otis !
Otis who ?
Otis a wonderful day for a walk in the park !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Otis !
Otis who ?
Otis a sin to tell a lie !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ottawa !
Ottawa who ?
Ottawa know you're telling the truth ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Otto !
Otto who ?
Otto be in bed by this time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Oui !
Oui who ?
Oui will, oui will rock you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Owen !
Owen who ?
Owen are you going to let me in ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Owen !
Owen who ?
Owen you open this door, I'm going to give you such a roasting !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Owl !
Owl who ?
Owl I can say is "Knock, knock" !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Owl !
Owl who ?
Owl be sad if you don't let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Owl !
Owl who ?
Owl Aboard !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Oz !
Oz who ?
Oz got something for you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ozzie !
Ozzie who ?
Ozzie you later !

 

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