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Knock Knock
Who's there !
P !
P who ?
P Nuts are an elephants favorite treat !
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Who's there !
Pablo !
Pablo who ?
Pablo your horn !
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Who's there !
Paine !
Paine who ?
Paine in the neck !
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Who's there !
Pam !
Pam who ?
Pam-per yourself !
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Who's there !
Pammy !
Pammy who ?
Pammy the key, the door is locked !
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Who's there !
Panon !
Panon who ?
Panon my intrusion !
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Who's there !
Panther !
Panther who ?
Panther what you wear on your legth !
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Who's there !
Paris !
Paris who ?
Paris the thought !
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Who's there !
Paris !
Paris who ?
Paris good but I prefer apple !
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Who's there !
Paris !
Paris who ?
Paris the salt please !
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Who's there !
Parrot !
Parrot who ?
Parrot you live here !
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Who's there !
Parsley !
Parsley who ?
Parsley the sauce please !
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Who's there !
Parton !
Parton who ?
Parton my French !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Passion !
Passion who ?
Just Passion by and thought I'd pop in !
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Who's there !
Passion !
Passion who ?
Passion through and I thought I'd say hello!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Pasta !
Pasta who ?
Pasta salt please !
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Who's there !
Pastille !
Pastille who ?
Pastille long road you'll find a village !
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Who's there !
Pasture !
Pasture who ?
Pasture bedtime isn't it !
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Who's there !
Pat !
Pat who ?
Pat up your troubles in your old kit bag !
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Who's there !
Pat !
Pat who ?
Pat loose ends !
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Who's there !
Pat !
Pat who ?
Pat sixes and sevens !
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Who's there !
Pat !
Pat who ?
Pat yourself on the back !
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Who's there !
Patrick !
Patrick who ?
Patricked me into coming !
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Who's there !
Patsy !
Patsy who ?
Patsy dog on the head, he likes it !
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Who's there !
Patty !
Patty who ?
Patty cake, patty cake, bakers man !
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Who's there !
Paul !
Paul who ?
Paul a fast one !
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Who's there !
Paul !
Paul who ?
Paul aboard Amtrak !
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Who's there !
Paul !
Paul who ?
Paul balled up !
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Who's there !
Paul !
Paul who ?
Paul Aidy, she tripped and fell in the mud !
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Who's there !
Paul !
Paul who ?
Paul shook up !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Paul !
Paul who ?
Paul hard, the door's stuck again !

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Who's there !
Paul !
Paul who ?
Paul up a chair and I'll tell you !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Paul and Portia !
Paul and Portia who ?
Paul and Portia door to open it !
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Who's there !
Paula !
Paula who ?
Paula up the door handle will you and let me in !
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Who's there !
Paulie !
Paulie who ?
Paulie fast one !
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Who's there !
Pear !
Pear who ?
Pear of shoes !
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Who's there !
Peas !
Peas who ?
Peas got the whole world in his hands !
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Who's there !
Peas !
Peas who ?
Peas of the rock !
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Who's there !
Pears !
Pears who ?
Pears the party !
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Who's there !
Pecan !
Pecan who ?
Pecan work it out !
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Who's there !
Pecan !
Pecan who ?
Pecan somebody your own size !

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Who's there !
Peg !
Peg who ?
Peg your pardon, I've got the wrong door !

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Who's there !
Peggy !
Peggy who ?
Peggy order !
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Who's there !
Pen !
Pen who ?
Pen-t up emotions !
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Who's there !
Pencil !
Pencil who ?
Your pencil fall down if the elastic goes !
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Who's there !
Penny !
Penny who ?
Penny for your thoughts !
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Who's there !
Penny !
Penny who ?
Pennysylvania Station !
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Who's there !
Pepper !
Pepper who ?
Pepper up for the cheerleading rally !
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Who's there !
Pepperoni !
Pepperoni who ?
Pepperoni makes me sneeze !
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Who's there !
Pepsi !
Pepsi who ?
Pepsi through the keyhole !
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Who's there !
Percy !
Percy who ?
Percy Vere and you'll succeed !
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Who's there !
Perry !
Perry who ?
Perry well, thank you !
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Who's there !
Personal !
Personal who ?
Personal catch their death of cold out here !
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Who's there !
Perth !
Perth who ?
Perth full of money!
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Who's there !
Perth !
Perth who ?
Perth your lips and whistle !
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Who's there !
Peru !
Peru who ?
Peru your point !
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Who's there !
Petal !
Petal who ?
Petal fast, it's a steep hill !
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Who's there !
Peter !
Peter who ?
Peter bread and butter !
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Who's there !
Petey !
Petey who ?
Petey Q !
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Who's there !
Petunia !
Petunia who ?
Petunia and me, there's only a door !
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Who's there !
Pfeiffer !
Pfeiffer who ?
Pfeiffer hours to Australia !
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Who's there !
Pharaoh !
Pharaoh who ?
Pharaoh enough !
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Who's there !
Phineas !
Phineas who ?
Phineas thing happened on the way to the forum !
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Who's there !
Phil !
Phil who ?
Phil it to the rim with Brim !
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Who's there !
Phil !
Phil who ?
Phil up my hot water bottle, I'm cold !
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Who's there !
Phil !
Phil who ?
Philthy lucre !
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Who's there !
Philip !
Philip who ?
Philip the tank, I've got a long way to go !
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Who's there !
Philip !
Philip who ?
Philip my glass will you please !
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Who's there !
Philippa !
Philippa who ?
Philippa will you, I need a bath !
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Who's there !
Phineas !
Phineas who ?
Phineas thing happened to me on the way here !
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Who's there !
Phoebe !
Phoebe who ?
Phoebe too high for us to pay !
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Who's there !
Phoebe !
Phoebe who ?
Phoebe too expensive for me !
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Who's there !
Phone !
Phone who ?
Phone I'd known it was you !
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Who's there !
Phyllis !
Phyllis who !
Phyllis in on the news !
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Who's there !
Piaf !
Piaf who ?
Piaf your bills !
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Who's there !
Piano !
Piano who ?
Piano ferries !
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Who's there !
Pickle !
Pickle who ?
Pickle little flower and give it to your mother !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Pickle !
Pickle who ?
Oh, that's my favorite wind instrument !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Pierre !
Pierre who ?
Pierre at 6pm and I'll tell you !
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Who's there !
Pierre !
Pierre who ?
Pierre through the keyhole, you'll see !
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Who's there !
Pigment !
Pigment who ?
Pigment a lot to me and now he's gone !
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Who's there !
Pill !
Pill who ?
Yes please, and a sheet to go with it !
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Who's there !
Pina !
Pina who ?
Pina long time since I've seen you!
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Who's there !
Pinafore !
Pinafore who ?
Pinafore your thought !
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Who's there !
Ping Pong !
Ping Pong who ?
Ping Pong !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ping Pong !
Ping Pong who ?
Ping Pong the witch is dead.... !
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Who's there !
Pinza !
Pinza who ?
Pinza needles !
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Who's there !
Pits !
Pits who ?
Pits my party and I'll cry if I want to !
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Who's there !
Pizza !
Pizza who ?
Pizza cake would be great right now !
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Who's there !
Pizza !
Pizza who ?
Pizza the pie !
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Who's there !
Plane !
Plane who ?
Plane dumb won't save you !
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Who's there !
Plato !
Plato who ?
Plato fish and chips please !
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Who's there !
Plums !
Plums who ?
Plums me that we'll always be friends !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Poker !
Poker who ?
Poker and see if she's awake !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Police !
Police who ?
Police open the door. I have to go to the bathroom !
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Who's there !
Police !
Police who ?
Police open up the door !
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Who's there !
Polly !
Polly who ?
Polly the other one, it's got bells on it !
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Who's there !
Pollyanna !
Pollyanna who ?
Pollyanna bad kid when you get to know her !
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Who's there !
Pop !
Pop who ?
Pop over to the shop for me !
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Who's there !
Poppy !
Poppy who ?
Poppy-n anytime you like !
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Who's there !
Porpoise !
Porpoise who ?
Porpoise of my visit is just to say hello !
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Who's there !
Portia !
Portia who ?
Portia the door, it's stuck !
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Who's there !
Porthos !
Porthos who ?
Porthos drinks, I'm thirsty !
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Who's there !
Posa !
Posa who ?
Posa question !
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Who's there !
Posie !
Posie who ?
Posie hard questions !
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Who's there !
Possum !
Possum who ?
Possum peace pipe !
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Who's there !
Prussia !
Prussia who ?
Prussia cooker !
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Who's there !
Puck !
Puck who ?
Puck-er up I'm going to kiss you !
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Who's there !
Pudding !
Pudding who ?
Pudding on your shoes before your trousers is a bad idea !
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Who's there !
Pulp !
Pulp who ?
Pulp hard on the door, it's stiff !
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Who's there !
Pumpkin !
Pumpkin who ?
Pumpkin can get you water !
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Who's there !
Punch !
Punch who ?
Not me - I just got here !
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Who's there !
Puss !
Puss who ?
Puss your bike, it's safer !
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Who's there !
Pyjamas !
Pyjamas who?
Pyjamas around me and hold me tight !
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Who's there !
Pylon !
Pylon who ?
Pylon the coats, it's freezing out here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Python !
Python who ?
Python with your pocket money !
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