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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
R-2 !
R-2 who
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R-2, or not !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rabbit !
Rabbit who
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Rabbit up carefully, it's a present !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Radio !
Radio who
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Radio not, here I come !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rain !
Rain who
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Rain dear, you know, Rudolph the red noses rain dear!
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Raleigh !
Raleigh who
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Raleigh round the flag boys !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ralph !
Ralph who
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Ralph ! Ralph ! Ralph ! I'm your puppy-dog !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Randy !
Randy who
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Randy four minute mile !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rapunzel !
Rapunzel who
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Rapunzel troubles in your old kit bag.... !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Raoul !
Raoul who
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Raoul with the punches !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Raoul !
Raoul who
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Raoul of law !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Rapunzel !
Rapunzel who ?
Rapunzel troubles in your old kitbag and smile, smile, smile !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Rather !
Rather who ?
Rather not !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Rattlesnake !
Rattlesnake who ?
Rattlesnake a big difference !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ray
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Ray who ?
Ray drops keep falling on my head !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ray
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Ray who ?
Rayders of the Lost Ark !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ray
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Ray who ?
Ray-member me !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ray
!
Ray who ?
Ray-ning cats and dogs !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Raymond !
Raymond who
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Raymond me again to buy some sweets !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Razor !
Razor who
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Razor hands, this is a stick up !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Reagan !
Reagan who
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Reagan maniac !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Recorder !
Recorder who ?
Recoder the show for me tonight will you please !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Red !
Red who
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Reddy Teddy !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Red !
Red who
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Reddy, aim, fire !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Red !
Red who
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Red peppers. Isn't that a hot one !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Reed !
Reed who
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Reed between the lines !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Reed !
Reed who
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Reedturn to sender, address unknown !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rena !
Rena who
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Rena this bell doesn't do any good !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Renata !
Renata who
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Renata milk, could I borrow some !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Renato !
Renato who
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Renato gas last night !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rene !
Rene who
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Rene the marathon !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Reuben !
Reuben who
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Reuben my eyes !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rhoda !
Rhoda who
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Rhoda boat as fast as you can !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rhoda !
Rhoda who
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Row, Row, Rhoda boat... !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rhonda !
Rhonda who
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Rhonda bend !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rhona !
Rhona who
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Rhona-round town !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Richard !
Richard who
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Richard poor have little in common !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ridya !
Ridya who
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Ridya bike and you'll get there quicker !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ringo !
Ringo who
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Ringo fire !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ringo !
Ringo who
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Ringo round the roses !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ringo !
Ringo who
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Ringo-f truth !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rio !
Rio who
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Rio-rrange your bedroom please !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Riot !
Riot who
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Riot on time here I am !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rita !
Rita who
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Rita good book, you might learn something !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rita !
Rita who
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Rita novel !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Roach !
Roach who
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Roach out and touch someone !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Robert !
Robert who
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Roberts and burglars will rob you blind !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Robin !
Robin who ?
Robin the pantry is wrong !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Robin !
Robin who ?
Robin the piggy bank again !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Robin
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Robin who ?
Robin your house !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rockies !
Rockies who
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Rockies my favourite type of music !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rocky !
Rocky who
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Rocky bye baby on the tree top...!
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Roland !
Roland who
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Roland butter please !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Roland !
Roland who
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Roland Stone gathers no moss !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rolf !
Rolf who
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Rolf out the barrel !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rome !
Rome who
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Rome is where the heart is !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Romeo !
Romeo who
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Romeo-ver to the other side of the lake !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ron !
Ron who
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Ron the gauntlet !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ron !
Ron who
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Ron dinnertime, give me a call !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rona !
Rona who
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Rona the mill !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rosa !
Rosa who
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Rosa carrots grow in our garden !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rosa !
Rosa who
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Rosa corn grow in a field !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rose !
Rose who
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Rosealie, I love yous !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rosie !
Rosie who
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Rosie-lea is the best cuppa in the morning !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rosina !
Rosina who
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Rosina vase !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rothschild !
Rothschild who
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Rothschild is very clever !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rover !
Rover who
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Rover the hill !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Roxanne !
Roxanne who
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Roxanne pebbles are all over this beach !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Roxanne !
Roxanne who
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Roxanne your head or something !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Roxie !
Roxie who
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Roxie horrow picture show !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Royal !
Royal who
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Royal give you a lift if you ask !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
R.U. !
R.U. who
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R.U. really as silly as you look !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rube !
Rube who
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Rubedolph, red-nosed reindeer !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rudi !
Rudi who
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Rudi toot !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rufus !
Rufus who
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Rufus leaking and I'm getting wet !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rupert !
Rupert who
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Rupert your left arm in, your left arm out ....!
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Russell !
Russell who
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Russell up something to eat !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Russia !
Russia who
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Russia though you meal and you'll be sick !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Russian !
Russian who
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Russian about makes me tired !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ruth !
Ruth who
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Ruth of the matter is !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ryder !
Ryder who
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Ryder fast on your bike !
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