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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tad
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Tad who ?
Tad's all folks !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tad
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Tad who ?
Tad old black magic !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tailor !
Tailor who ?
Tailor head, you call !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Taipei !
Taipei who ?
Taipei sixty words a minute is pretty fast !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Talbot !
Talbot who ?
Talbot too thin !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tamara !
Tamara who ?
Tamara is Tuesday, today is Monday !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tamara !
Tamara who ?
Tamara the world !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tammy !
Tammy who ?
Tammycles' sword !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tamsin !
Tamsin who ?
Tamsin time again I came to the wrong house !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tank
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Tank who ?
My pleasure !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tank
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Tank who ?
Your welcome !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tango !
Tango who ?
Tango faster than this if you want !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tania !
Tania who ?
Tania self round, you'll see !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tara
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Tara who ?
Tara-ra boom-de-ay!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tarzan !
Tarzan who ?
Tarzan stripes forever !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tariq !
Tariq who ?
Tariq of perfume will put anyone off !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tauber !
Tauber who ?
Tauber inferno !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Teacher !
Teacher who ?
Teacher to go knocking on my door in the middle of the night !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Teachers !
Teachers who ?
Teachers for the red white and blue. Hip hip.. !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Teddy !
Teddy who ?
Teddy is the beginning of the rest of your life !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Teheran !
Teheran who ?
Teheran and look me in the eye !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Teheran !
Teheran who ?
Teheran up the road !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Telly !
Telly who ?
Telly your friend to come out !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ten
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Ten who ?
Ten to your own business !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tennessee !
Tennessee who ?
Tennessee you tonight !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tennessee !
Tennessee who ?
Tennessee is played at Wimbledon !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tennis !
Tennis who ?
Tennis five plus five !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Teresa !
Teresa who ?
Teresa green !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Termite !
Termite who ?
Termite be something wrong with your glasses, it's me!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Termite !
Termite who ?
Termite's the night !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Terry !
Terry who ?
Terry's nothing like a dame !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tex
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Tex who ?
Texedo Junction !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tex
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Tex who ?
Tex two to tango !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Texas !
Texas who ?
Texas are getting higher every year !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Thad
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Thad who ?
Thad's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Thaddeus !
Thaddeus who ?
To be or not to be, thaddeus the question !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Thais !
Thais who ?
Thais an interesting cuisine !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Thatcher !
Thatcher who ?
Thatcher could get away with it !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Thayer !
Thayer who ?
Thayer thorry and I won't throw thisth pie in your face !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Thayer !
Thayer who ?
Thayer sorry and I won't tell teacher !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Thea
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Thea who ?
Thea later, alligator !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Thelma !
Thelma who ?
Thelma your soul !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Thelonius !
Thelonius who ?
Thelonius kid in town !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Theodore !
Thedore who ?
Theodore wasn't open so I knocked-knocked !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Theodore !
Thedore who ?
Theodore is shut, please open it !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Theresa!
Theresa who ?
Theresa green !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Theresa!
Theresa who ?
Theresa fly in my soup !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Therese !
Therese who ?
Therese many a slip twixt the cup and the lip !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Thermos !
Thermos who ?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Thermos !
Thermos who ?
Thermos be a better way !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Theron !
Theron who ?
Therinheit or Centigrade, I always get mixed up !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Thighs !
Thighs who ?
Thighs the limit !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Thistle !
Thistle who ?
Thistle be the last time I knock on this door !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Thomas !
Thomas who ?
Thomas happy fella !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Three !
Three who ?
Three surgeon !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Throat !
Throat who ?
Throat to me !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Throne !
Throne who ?
Throne out the baby with the bathwater !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Thrush !
Thrush who ?
Thrushow must go on !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Thumb !
Thumb who ?
Thumb like it hot and thumb like it cold !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Thumpin !
Thumping who ?
Thumping green and slimy is climbing up your back !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Thurston !
Thurston who ?
Thurston and hungerin' !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tibet !
Tibet who ?
Early Tibet and early to rise !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tic
tac !
Tic tac who ?
Tic tac paddy whack, give the dog a bone !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tick
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Tick who ?
Tick em up and give me all your money !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tiffany !
Tiffany who ?
Tiffany rubbish out the bin will you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tillie !
Tillie who ?
Tillie comes I'm going to wait here !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tillie Bell !
Tillie who ?
Tillie end of time !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tilly !
Tilly who ?
Tilly leans to be polite he can wait outside !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tilly !
Tilly who ?
Tilly-vision is my favourite invention !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tim
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Tim who ?
Tim after time !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tim
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Tim who ?
Tim you got scared !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tina
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Tina who ?
Tina salmon !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tinker Bell !
Tinker Bell who ?
Tinker Bell is out of order !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tish
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Tish who ?
That's good for blowing your nose !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tito
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Tito who ?
Titotaler !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Titus !
Titus who ?
Titus it can be !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Toast !
Toast who ?
Toast where the days !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tobias !
Tobias who ?
Tobias a pig, that's why I went to market !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Toby
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Toby who ?
Tobyacco Road !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Toby
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Toby who ?
Toby or not toby, that is the question !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Toffee !
Toffee who ?
Toffee-l loved is great !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tolkien !
Tolkien who ?
Tolkiens get you on the subway !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tommorr !
Tommorr who ?
Got a speech impediment !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tom
Sawyer !
Tom Sawyer who ?
Tom lashing !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tom
Sawyer !
Tom Sawyer who ?
Tom Sawyer underwear !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tommy !
Tommy who ?
Tommy you will always be gorgeous !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Too
whit!
Too whit who ?
Is there an owl in the place ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Toodle !
Toodle who ?
Bye, bye !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Toot
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Toot who ?
Toot the bitter end !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tooth !
Tooth who ?
Tooth or dare !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Toothy !
Toothy who ?
Toothy the day after Monday !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Too
wit !
Too wit who ?
Is there an owl in here !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Topic !
Topic who ?
Topic a wildflower isn't allowed !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Torch !
Torch who ?
Torch you'd never ask !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tori
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Tori who ?
Tori I bumped into you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Toronto !
Toronto who ?
Toronto be a law against knock knock jokes !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tosca !
Tosca who ?
Toscaloosa !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Toto
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Toto who ?
Tota-lly devoted to you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Toucan !
Toucan who ?
Toucan live as
cheaply as one !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Toucan !
Toucan who ?
Toucan play at this
game !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Toyota !
Toyota who ?
Toyata be a law against such awful jokes !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tracy !
Tracy who ?
Tracy the shape with a pencil !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Trey
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Trey who ?
Trey of the lonesome pine !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tricia !
Tricia who ?
Bless you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tripoli !
Tripoli who ?
Tripoli play !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tristan !
Tristan who ?
Tristan Isolde than his brother !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Trixie !
Trixie who ?
Trixie couldn't do because he was a bad magician !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Troy
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Troy who ?
Troy the bell instead !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Trudy !
Trudy who ?
Trudy your word !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Truffle !
Truffle who ?
Truffle with you is that you are so shy !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Truman !
Truman who ?
Truman and good needed for the jury !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Trump !
Trump who ?
Trump-ed up charges !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tsongas !
Tsongas who ?
Tsongas you're here, lets tell some knock knock jokes !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tuba
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Tuba who ?
Tuba toothpaste !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tuba
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Tuba who ?
Tuba glue !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tubby !
Tubby who ?
Tubby or not to be !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tucson !
Tucson who ?
Tucson an' two daughters are enough kids !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tummy !
Tummy who ?
Tummy you'll always be no. 1 !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tuna
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Tuna who ?
You can tuna a piano, but you can't tuna fish !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tuna
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Tuna who ?
Tuna your radio down, I'm trying to get some sleep !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tuna
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Tuna who ?
Tuna piano and it'll sound better !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tunis !
Tunis who ?
Tunis company, three's a crowd !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Turin !
Turin who ?
Turin around !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Turin !
Turin who ?
Turin a deaf ear !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Turin !
Turin who ?
Turin to a vampire on Halloween !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Turkey !
Turkey who ?
Turkey, open door !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Turner !
Turner who ?
Turner round, what is that behind you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Turnip !
Turnip who?
Turnip for work at nine or you're fired !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Turnip !
Turnip who?
Turnip this little lane, that's where I live !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Turnip !
Turnip who?
Turnip the heat it's cold in here!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Twain !
Twain who ?
Twains are what wabbits take a twip on !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Twig
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Twig who ?
Twig or tweat !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Twix
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Twix who ?
Twix you and me there is a lot of friendship !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Two
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Two who ?
Two be or not to be !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Twyla !
Twyla who ?
Twyla light of the Gods !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ty
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Ty who ?
Ty breaker !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ty
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Ty who ?
Ty up loose ends !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Typhoid !
Typhoid who ?
Typhoid that song before !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tyrone !
Tyrone who ?
Tyrone shoelaces!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tyson !
Tyson who ?
Tyson garlic around your neck to ward off vampires !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tyson
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Tyson who ?
Tyson of this on for size !
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