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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
U-2 !

U-2 who ?
U-2 can buy a brand-new car for only $199 a month !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
U-4 !

U-4 who ?
U-4 me and me for you !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
U-8 !

U-8 who ?
U-8 my lunch !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
U-boat !

U-boat who ?
U-boat can play with me today !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
UB40 !
UB40 who ?
UB40 today, happy birthday !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
UCI !

UCI who ?
UCI had to ring because you didn't answer when I knocked !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Udder !

Udder who ?
Udder madness to keep reading all these jokes !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Uganda !

Uganda who ?
Uganda get away with this !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Una !

Una who ?
No. I don't - tell me !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Underwear !

Underwear who ?
Underwear by mum is tonight !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Unite !

Unite who ?
Unite a person, you call him Sir !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Uphill !

Uphill who ?
Uphill will take your headache away !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Urchin !

Urchin who ?
Urchin is pointed !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Uriah !

Uriah who ?
Keep Uriah on the ball !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Urinal !

Urinal who ?
Urinal lot of trouble !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Uruguay !

Uruguay who ?
You go Uruguay and I'll go mine !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Usher !

Usher who ?
Usher wish you would let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Uta !

Uta who ?
Uta sight, uta mind !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Utah !

Utah who ?
Utah sthe road and I'll mend the fence !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Utah !

Utah who ?
Utah sight, utah mind !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Utah !

Utah who ?
Utah told me to knock !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Utica !

Utica who ?
Utica the high road and I'll take the low road !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Uva !
Uva who ?
Uva vacuum !

 

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