|What's the difference
between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? |
You can't mash Frankenstein.
|Did you hear what happened
to Frankenstein's monster?|
He was stopped for speeding, fined £150 and dismantled for six months.
|IGOR: Why is Baron Frankenstein
such good fun? |
MONSTER: Because he soon has you in stitches.
|Why was Baron Frankenstein
Because he was good at making friends.
|Who brings the monsters
|Why did Frankenstein's
monster give up boxing?|
Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
|What did Frankenstein's
monster say when he was struck by lightning? |
'Great! That was just what I needed.'
What should you do if
you find yourself in the same room as Frankenstein, Dracula, a werewolf, a vampire
and a coven of witches?|
Keep your fingers crossed that it's a fancy dress party.
|FIRST MONSTER: The bride
of Frankenstein has a lovely face. |
SECOND MONSTER: If you can read between the lines.
|What kind of book did
Frankenstein's monster like to read? |
One with a cemetery plot.