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He went to the doctor because
he didn't feel well. "What do you eat?" asked the doctor.
"For breakfast I have
a couple of red snooker balls, and at lunchtime I grab a black, a pink and two
yellows. I have a brown with my tea in the afternoon, and then a blue and another
pink for dinner."
"I know why you are
not feeling well," exclaimed the doctor. "You're
not getting enough greens."
A man thought he had
swallowed a monster, and nothing his doctor said would make him change his mind.
So, finally the doctor gave
him an anaesthetic and put him into a deep sleep. When he woke up, the doctor
was standing beside his bed, holding a great big green monster on a lead.
'Nothing more to worry about,'
he said. 'We operated on you and took him out.'
'Who are you trying to kid?'
said the man. 'The one I swallowed was a blue one.'