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    Why are monsters forgetful ?
    Because everything goes in one ear and out the others !
    Why did the monster knit herself three socks ?
    Because she grew another foot !
    What is the difference between a huge smelly monster and a sweet ?
    People like sweets !
    What has a purple spotted body, ten hairy legs and big eyes on stalks ?
    i don't know either but there is one crawling up your leg !

    What do you say when you meet a two headed monster ?
    Hello hello !
    What is the best way to speak to a monster ?
     From a long way away !
    What is big, red and prickly, has three eyes and eats rocks ?
    A big, red, prickly three eyed rock eater !
    Mrs monster to Mr Monster "Try to be nice to my mother when she visits this weekend dear "
    "Fall down when she hits you"!
    Mr Monster "Oi, hurry up with my supper"
    Mrs Monster "Oh do be quiet - I've only got three pairs of hands" !
    Why did the monster walk over the hill ?
    Because it was too much bother to walk under it !
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