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How do you make a monster float?
Take two scoops of ice-cream, a glass of Coke and add one monster . . . |
On which day do monsters eat people?
Chewsday. |
Why did the monster eat candles?
For light refreshment. |
FIRST MONSTER: I had a nice man to dinner last night.
SECOND MONSTER: So you enjoyed having him?
FIRST MONSTER: Oh yes . . . he was delicious. |
What's a monster's favourite soup?
Scream of tomato. |
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terror fried. |
MONSTER WIFE: I don't know what to make of my husband.
FRIEND: How about a hotpot? |
What is a monster's favourite drink?
Demonade. |
What do they have for lunch at Monster School?
Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream. |
Which monster eats the fastest?
The goblin. |
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