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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?
Thank you, I'll just have a slither. |
What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?
I'll get you next slime! |
How do you know your kitchen is filthy?
The slugs leave trails on the floor that read "Clean me." |
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?
How slime flies! |
What's the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?
School dinners come on a plate. |
What is the strongest animal in the world?
A snail, because it carries its home on its back. |
What do you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out. |
What is the definition of a slug?
A snail with a housing problem. |
Where do you fiend giant snails?
On the end of a giant's fingers. |
What do you get if you cross a worm with a young goat?
A dirty kid. |
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