|What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?
Thank you, I'll just have a slither.
|What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?
I'll get you next slime!
|How do you know your kitchen is filthy?
The slugs leave trails on the floor that read "Clean me."
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?
How slime flies!
|What's the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?
School dinners come on a plate.
|What is the strongest animal in the world?
A snail, because it carries its home on its back.
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out.
|What is the definition of a slug?
A snail with a housing problem.
|Where do you fiend giant snails?
On the end of a giant's fingers.
|What do you get if you cross a worm with a young goat?
A dirty kid.