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What kind of money do yetis use?
Iced lolly.
What do you get if you cross a yeti with a kangaroo?
A fur coat with big pockets.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?
A jumbo yeti!
When should you feed yetis milk to a baby?
When it's a baby yeti.
Could you kill the Abominable Snowman just by throwing eggs at him?
Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated.
What do you get if you cross the Abominable Snowman with Dracula?
Frostbite.
Can the Abominable Snowman jump very high?
Hardly - he can only just clear his throat!
What happened to the big shaggy yeti when he crashed through the screen door?
She strained herself.
What do you give a seasick yeti?
Plenty of room.
Where are yetis found?
They're so big they're hardly ever lost.
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