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What kind of money do yetis use?
Iced lolly. |
What do you get if you cross a yeti with a kangaroo?
A fur coat with big pockets. |
What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?
A jumbo yeti! |
When should you feed yetis milk to a baby?
When it's a baby yeti. |
Could you kill the Abominable Snowman just by throwing eggs at him?
Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated. |
What do you get if you cross the Abominable Snowman with Dracula?
Frostbite. |
Can the Abominable Snowman jump very high?
Hardly - he can only just clear his throat! |
What happened to the big shaggy yeti when he crashed through the screen door?
She strained herself. |
What do you give a seasick yeti?
Plenty of room. |
Where are yetis found?
They're so big they're hardly ever lost. |
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