|What kind of money do yetis use?
|What do you get if you cross a yeti with a kangaroo?
A fur coat with big pockets.
|What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?
A jumbo yeti!
|When should you feed yetis milk to a baby?
When it's a baby yeti.
|Could you kill the Abominable Snowman just by throwing eggs at him?
Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated.
|What do you get if you cross the Abominable Snowman with Dracula?
|Can the Abominable Snowman jump very high?
Hardly - he can only just clear his throat!
|What happened to the big shaggy yeti when he crashed through the screen door?
She strained herself.
|What do you give a seasick yeti?
Plenty of room.
|Where are yetis found?
They're so big they're hardly ever lost.