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Why did the boy become an astronaut ?
Because he was no earthly good !
What do astronauts wear to keep warm ?
Apollo-neck sweaters !
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ?
At parking meteors !
Where do Martians drink beer ?
At a mars bar !
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep ?
You rock-et !
Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ?
You see, it had no atmosphere !
How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ?
They play astronauts and crosses !
Where does Dr Who buy his cheese ?
At a dalek-atessen !
Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ?
Dark Raver !
Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?
To boldly go where no man has been before !
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