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    Why did the boy become an astronaut ?
     Because he was no earthly good !
    What do astronauts wear to keep warm ?
     Apollo-neck sweaters !
    Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ?
    At parking meteors !
    Where do Martians drink beer ?
     At a mars bar !
    How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep ?
    You rock-et !
    Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ?
     You see, it had no atmosphere !
    How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ?
    They play astronauts and crosses !
    Where does Dr Who buy his cheese ?
     At a dalek-atessen !
    Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ?
    Dark Raver !
    Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?
     To boldly go where no man has been before !
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