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First Spaceman: I'm hungry.
Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !
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What do you call a loony spaceman ?
An astronut !
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What do you call a space magician ?
A flying sorcerer !
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I want to be an astronaut when I grow up.
What high hopes you have !
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What do you call an overweight ET ?
An extra cholesterol ! |
What did the metric alien say ?
Take me to your litre !
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What did the alien say to the gas pump ?
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !
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How does a robot shave ?
With a laser blade !
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What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route round ?
R2 detour ! |
Do robots have sisters ?
No, just transistors !
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