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Waiter, this soup tastes funny !
Then why aren't you laughing ?
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Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup ?
It looks like it's learning to swim sir
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Waiter, there is a small slug in this lettuce
I'm sorry sir, would you like me to get you a bigger one ?
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Waiter, do you have frogs legs ?
No sir, I've always walked like this.
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Waiter, there's a caterpillar on my salad
Don't worry sir, there is no extra charge. |
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ?
Don't worry sir that spider on your bread will
soon get him !
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Waiter, this coffee is terrible, it tastes like earth !
Yes sir, it was ground yesterday !
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Waiter, bring me something to eat and make it snappy
How about a crocodile sandwich sir !
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Waiter, is there soup on the menu ?
No, madam I wiped it off ! |
Waiter, this egg is bad
Don't blame me sir, I only laid the table !
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