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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !
What do you expect for 50p, a beetle ?
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Waiter, there is a flea in my soup !
Well tell him to hop it !
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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !
Yes sir, he's committed insecticide
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Waiter, there is a slug in my salad !
I'm sorry sir, I didn't realise you where a vegetarian !
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Waiter, there's a fly in my custard !
I'll fetch him a spoon sir ! |
Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak !
They don't seem to care what they eat do they sir !
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Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup !
Don't worry sir, he won't last long in there !
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Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup !
It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !
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Waiter, there is a slug in my salad !
Sorry madam, no pets allowed ! |
Waiter, there is a wasp in my pudding !
So that's where they go in winter !
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