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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !
Hold on sir, I'll get the fly spray !
Waiter, could I have the steak please
With pleaseure sir.
No with fries please !
Waiter, I can't eat this meat, it's crawling with maggots !
Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by !
Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !
Oh no, who will look after his family !
Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ?
Skiing sir !
Waiter, there is fly in my soup !
Don't worry madam, go ahead and eat it, there are plenty more !
Waiter, there is a dead fly swimming in my soup !
Don't be silly, dead flies can't swim !
Waiter, there are two flies in my soup !
That's alright sir, have the extra one on me !
Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup !
Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !
Waiter, there is a slug in my salad !
Shhh, or everyone will want one !
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