|What do you get if you cross a worm and a fur coat?
|What goes snap, crackle, pop?
A firefly with a short circuit.
|What happens to grapes that worry too much?
They get wrinkled and turn into raisins.
|What has a head, a tail, four legs, and sees equally from both ends?
A blind mule.
|What helps keep your teeth together?
|What insect curses in a low voice?
|What insect is like the top of a house?
A tick (attic).
|What insects talk too much?
Moths. They are always chewing the rag.
|What is a dimple?
A pimple going the other way.
|What is a distant relative?
Someone who is not living with you.