|What was the highest mountain before Mt. Everest was discovered?
|When can't astronauts land on the moon?
When it is full.
|When does a female deer need money?
When she doesn't have a buck.
|When you take away two letters from this five-letter word, you get one. What word is it?
|Where do black birds drink?
At a crowbar.
|Which is more important, the sun or the moon?
The moon. It shines when it is dark, but the sun shines when it is light anyway.
|Who settled in the West before anyone else?
|Who was older, David or Goliath?
David must have been because he rocked Goliath to sleep.
|Why are cards like wolves?
Because they belong to a pack.
|Why are country people smarter than city people?
Because the population is denser in big cities.