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How do you make a cigarette lighter?
Take out the tobacco. |
How do you make notes of stone?
Rearrange the letters. |
How is a burning candle like thirst?
A bit of water ends both of them. |
How is a pig like a horse?
When a pig is hungry he eats like a horse, and when a horse is hungry he eats like a pig. |
How many acorns grow on the average pine tree?
None. Pine trees don't have acorns. |
How many beans can you put in an empty bag?
One. After that the bag isn't empty. |
How many feet are in a yard?
It depends on how many people are standing in it. |
How many sides does a box have?
Two, the inside and the outside. |
How many worms make a foot?
Twelve inchworms. |
How much dirt is there in a hole exactly one foot deep and one foot across?
None. A hole is empty. |
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