|Where do fish wash themselves?
In the river basin.
|Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one?
An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.
|Which is more nourishing, a cow or a shooting star?
A shooting star, because it is meteor (meatier).
|Why are dogs like trees?
They both have barks.
|Why are identical twins like a broken alarm clock?
Because they are dead ringers.
|Why can't it rain for two nights in a row?
Because there is a day between.
|Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they don't have pockets to put things in.
|Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they can't read music.
|Why do you always start to walk with the right foot first?
Because when you move one foot, the other one is always left-behind.
|Why do you say that whales talk a lot?
Because they are always spouting off`: