Back a pageThat Can't be Right RiddlesForward a page
Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 | Page 5 | Page 6
Page 7 | Page 8 | Page 9 | Page 10 | Page 11 | Page 12
Where do fish wash themselves?
In the river basin.
Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one?
An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.
Which is more nourishing, a cow or a shooting star?
A shooting star, because it is meteor (meatier).
Why are dogs like trees?
They both have barks.
Why are identical twins like a broken alarm clock?
Because they are dead ringers.
Why can't it rain for two nights in a row?
Because there is a day between.
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they don't have pockets to put things in.
Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they can't read music.
Why do you always start to walk with the right foot first?
Because when you move one foot, the other one is always left-behind.
Why do you say that whales talk a lot?
Because they are always spouting off`:
Back a pageThat Can't be Right RiddlesForward a page
Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 | Page 5 | Page 6
Page 7 | Page 8 | Page 9 | Page 10 | Page 11 | Page 12



Share Your Own Riddle or Joke!


 

 

 











Popular Pages

More Info