|What is the difference between a banana and a bell?
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
|What is the difference between a greedy person and an electric toaster?
One takes the most and the other makes the toast.
|What is the difference between a racer and a locomotive engineer?
One is trained to run, the other runs a train.
|What is the difference between a truthful person and a liar?
One lies when he sleeps, the other lies all the time.
|What is the hardest thing about learning to skate?
|What is the longest word in the world?
Rubber, because it stretches.
|What kind of beans won't grow in a garden?
|What kind of bird is always around when there is something to eat or drink?
|What kind of bow can't be tied?
|What kind of car drives over water?
Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.