|What kind of coat has no sleeves, no buttons, no pockets and won't keep you warm?
A coat of paint.
|What kind of fall makes you unconscious but doesn't hurt you?
|What kind of pliers do you use in arithmetic?
|What kind of pool can't you swim in?
A car pool.
|What kind of tickle doesn't make you laugh?
A tickle in your throat.
|What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?
A wet one.
|What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?
|What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its roots upwards?
|What man is strong enough to hold up a car with one hand?
|What turns everything around but doesn't move?