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    What kind of coat has no sleeves, no buttons, no pockets and won't keep you warm?
    A coat of paint.
    What kind of fall makes you unconscious but doesn't hurt you?
    Falling asleep.
    What kind of pliers do you use in arithmetic?
    Multipliers.
    What kind of pool can't you swim in?
    A car pool.
    What kind of tickle doesn't make you laugh?
    A tickle in your throat.
    What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?
    A wet one.
    What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?
    A penny.
    What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its roots upwards?
    An icicle.
    What man is strong enough to hold up a car with one hand?
    A policeman.
    What turns everything around but doesn't move?
    A mirror.
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