|Why did the hen cross the road ?
To prove she wasn't chicken !
|What do you call a man with a tree growing out of his head ?
|How do you stop a head cold going to your chest ?
Easy - tie a knot in your neck !
|Why shouldn't you try to swim on a full stomach ?
Because it's easier to swim on a full swimming pool !
|What creature sticks to the bottom of sheep ships ?
|How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ?
See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !
|What is the coldest part of the North Pole ?
An explorer's noes !
|What do computer operators eat for lunch ?
|Why is that man standing in the sink ?
He's a tap dancer !
|Where do rabbits learn to fly ?
In the Hare Force !