|How did the witch know she was getting better ?
Because the doctor let her get out of bed for a spell !
|What did the witch call her baby daughter ?
|How do witch children listen to stories ?
|What would you find in a rabbit's library ?
|Why can you never swindle a snake ?
Because it's impossible to pull its leg !
|What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ?
The dance of the sugar plump fairy !
|Why is it easy to swindle a sheep ?
Because it is so easy to pull the wool over its eyes !
|What do elves eat at parties ?
Fairy cakes !
|What do you get if you cross a brain surgeon and a herd of cows ?
|What did the carpenter go to the doctor ?
He had a saw hand !