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    What do you call a scared biscuit ?
    A cowardy custard cream !
    What do you call a man whose father was a Canon ?
    A son of a gun !
    What do you call a man with two left feet ?
    Whatever you like - if he tries to catch you he'll just run round in circles !
    What do you call a weekly television programme about people getting washed ?
    A soap opera !
    What do you call a flock of birds who fly in formation ?
    The red sparrows !
    What do you call a bee that is always complaining ?
    A grumble bee !
    What would you call a friend who had an elephant on his head ?
    A flatmate !
    What do you call a posh pig delivering newspapers ?
    Bacon rind !
    What do you call a teacher who makes fireworks ?
    A head banger !
    What do you call a man that drills holes in teapots ?
    A potholer !
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