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What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?
So he could hide in the cherry tree !
How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?
When your nose touches the ceiling !
What do you call an elephant that flies ?
A jumbo jet !
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?
Big holes all over Australia !
How does an elephant get down from a tree
?
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !
Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?
Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !
What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence ?
Time to fix the fence !
Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?
So that he can sneak up on mice !
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