 Cat
Jokes |
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What do you do with
a blue Burmese ?
Try
and cheer it up a bit !
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What is the cat's favourite
TV show ?
The
evening mews !
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What's worse than raining
cats and dogs ?
Hailing taxi cabs !
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How is cat food sold
?
Usually
purr can !
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What noise does a cat
make going down the highway ?
Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !
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What do you get if
cross a cat with a canary ?
Shredded
tweet !
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What's the unluckiest
kind of cat to have ?
A catastrophe !
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What do you get if
you cross a cat with a tree ?
A cat-a-logue
!
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What do you call a
cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?
An octopuss !
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Why did the cat join
the Red Cross ?
Because
she wanted to be a first-aid kit !
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