Why did the chicken
cross the road according to...
Aristotle: To actualise
Urrrrrp. What chicken?
The Bible: And God
came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the
road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Pat Buchanan: To
steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.
Buddha: If you ask
this question, you deny your own chicken nature.
To face a kinder, gentler thousand points of headlights.
Albert Camus: It
doesn't matter; the chicken's actions have no meaning except to him.
It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals
of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt
such an Herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is
truly a remarkable occurrence.
over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they
are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.
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