does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To
carry his library card.
Man: What's the difference between a lemon, a dinosaur and a
tube of glue? Second
Man: I give up.
First Man: You can squeeze a lemon, but you can't squeeze a
Man: What about the glue ?
First Man: That's where you get stuck.
don't more dinosaurs join the police force? They
can't hide behind billboards.
did the dinosaur walk on two legs? To
give the ants a chance.
is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in
the afternoon? That's
when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
does a dinosaur climb a tree? To
get in his nest.
weighs two pounds, is grey and flies? A
two pound dinosaur bird.
do dinosaurs have long toenails on Friday? Because
their manicurist doesn't come until Saturday.
did the man say when he saw the dinosaurs coming down the path
wearing sunglasses? Nothing!
He didn't recognise them.
don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They
outgrew their leotards.
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