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How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?
They'll both bite at anything!
How do we know that Tarzan was religious?
He was a man of the (lion) cloth!
How do you fit six Apes into a sports car?
Two in the front, two in the back, and two in the glove compartment!
How do you make a Gorilla float?
Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!
How do you make a Gorilla laugh?
Tell it an elephant joke!
How do you make a Gorilla stew?
You keep it waiting for three hours!
How do you make a green Gorilla?
Cross a blue gorilla with a yellow one!
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?
Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?
Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'May I?''
How do you stop an Ape from charging?
Take away its credit cards!
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