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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?
Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you'd listen!
What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?
A banana split!
What is Mighty Joe Young's favourite breakfast?
Ape Nuts!
What is the Ape monster's name?
Godzilla Gorilla!
What political party entices most Gorillas?
The Treepublican Party!
What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
What's black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.?
A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!
What's black, hairy and swims in the sea?
Moby Ape!
What's black, hairy, and writes under water?
A ball-point gorilla!
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