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Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To pick up the squashed chicken.
Why did the sick rabbits cross the road?
They needed to the hopital.
What was the farmer dong on the other side of the road?
Catching all the chickens who crossed the road.
Why do skunks argue when crossing the road?
Cause they like to raise a stink.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
Why did the chicken cross the road by the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Where do animals go when they lose their tails?
They go across the road to the retail shop.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because the chicken retired and moved to Florida.
Why did the chicken cross the muddy road and not come back?
Because he didn't want to be a dirty double-crosser.
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