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What powerful reptile
is found in the Sydney opera house ?
The Lizard of Oz ! |
What's the definition
of a nervous breakdown ?
A chameleon on a tartan rug ! |
How do frogs manage
to lay so many eggs ?
They sit eggsaminations ! |
What kind of tiles can't
you stick on walls ?
Reptiles ! |
What do you call a rich
frog ?
A golf blooded reptile ! |
What do headmasters
and bullfrogs have in common ?
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth ! |
What kind of bull doesn't
have horns ?
A bullfrog ! |
What jumps up and down
in front of a car ?
Froglights ! |
Where do frogs keep
their money ?
In a river bank ! |
What happened when a
frog joined the cricket team ?
He bowled long hops ! |
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