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What is a chameleon's motto ?
A change is as good as a rest !
Why did the tadpole feel lonely ?
Because he was newt to the area !
What kind of pole is short and floppy ?
A tadpole !
Where do you get frogs eggs ?
At the spawn shop !
Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ?
Because her husband spawned her affections !
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