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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?
A boa constructor !
What's a snake's favourite food ?
Hiss Cakes !
Why do babies like cobras ?
Because they come with their own rattle !
Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ?
Because he had his own scales !
What do snakeswrite at the bottom of their letters ?
With Love and Hisses !
How can you tell if a snake is a baby ?
It has a rattle !
What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?
Thanks, I'll just have a sliver !
What is another word for a python ?
A mega-bite !
What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?
A boar constrictor !
What's a snakes favourite TV program ?
Monty Python!
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