A Boys Life ! |
day a boy was walking down the street when he saw a sea monster
standing on the corner looking lost. The boy put a leash on
the sea monster and took him to the police station.
'You should take him to the museum,'
said the policeman !
next day the policeman saw the boy in the town again with
the monster on the leash.
thought I told you to take him to the museum,' said the policeman
did,' said the boy, 'and today I'm taking him to the cinema.'
went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head.
'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked his
I'm an unmade bed.'
boy wore a sheet over his head. 'Are you an unmade bed ?'
asked his friends
an undercover agent,' he replied
did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?|
It was for 'tick or tweet' !
boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he
eats water melon !|
you hear about the dizzy boy scout ?|
He spent all day doing good turns !
went into a cafe and ordered a can of cola. He took a can opener
from his pocket, opened the can and drank to cola. The girl
behind the counter asked why he didn't use the ring pull to
open the can and he replied !|
'Oh, I thought that was only for people
that didn't have a can opener with them !
is the type of boy that his mother doesn't want him to associate
with ! |
monster: You've got a face like a million dollars !
Girl monster: Have I really ?
monster: Yes - it's green and wrinkly !
the difference between a crossword expert, a greedy boy and
a pot of glue ?
A crossword expert is a good puzzler
and the greedy boy's a pud guzzler !
pot of glue ? Oh, that's where you get stuck !
boy came downstairs crying late one night. ' What's wrong
?' asked his mother
Do people really come from dust, like
they said in church ? he sobbed
a way they do,' said his mother
And when they die do the turn back to dust ?'
little boy began to cry again. ' Well, under my bed there's
someone either coming or going !'
A Boys Life ! |